Hell, Book & Crandell (Broken Heart ReVamped)

My name is Crandell Aubert. I'm a vampire who wants to be left the hell alone. Until a woman named Honey sashays into my bookstore and brings her demon problems with her...

Honey tucks flowers into her hair, wears polka-dotted dresses and cake-shaped high heels, and says things like "toodle-oo." She's pretty.

Wait. I mean ... um, pretty annoying. Ahem.

I know from past experience that humans can't be trusted. So why does my cold, undead heart warm every time I'm near this woman? Gramercy! I th...