Hexed Up

Why is it that when things finally go right, the universe sends you a great big Hex You?

My not-quite-technically-legal potion business is booming. I've paid off (most of) my credit cards. I can finally afford to eat more than toast.

All thanks to my newest creation: a love potion that guarantees instant attraction and long-term happily-ever-afters.

So naturally, the universe smites me.

One kitchen mishap later, a batch of love potion explodes, and my next-door neighbour, (American banker, i...