Honkers Under the Holly

What happens when a struggling sports agent and a plus-size model fake an engagement to save a rescue goose? Christmas chaos, that's what.

I didn't plan to pretend to be in love with the gorgeous plus size model who rescued a goose from the chopping block at Oktoberfest. But when Sir Honksalot destroys her apartment and my parents sell their shop right before Christmas, a fake engagement seems like the perfect solution to our mutual housing woes.

Now we're house-sitting a mansion together, bu...