How to Be Narstie

Politics, drugs, race, Poundland - Big Narstie tackles all the important topics in this hilarious part-memoir, part-guide to his world. "This book is for da real Gs and ladies.

Thing is, I could tell you I'm a grime pioneer, a successful media mogul and one of Britain's most recognised personalities, but like I always say - men lie, women lie, numbers don't.

So here's some numbers. 3: that's how many days man lasted at a posh all-boys' school before getting kicked out. 25: my schoolteacher t...