How to Get Fired

The first of its kind, How to Get Fired! aims to help young people transition successfully into the professional world by first telling them everything not to do. The book introduces readers to the Four Pillars of Poverty - Fake Your Resume, Establish Your Incompetence, Destroy Your Work Ethic, and Alienate Your Coworkers - and "encourages" readers to do each of the top ten things that most commonly cause people to get fired, before wrapping up with a more serious discussion about the vario...