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How to Quit Golf (and Get Your Life Back)

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Do you need to quit golf? Take a short quiz!

1. Do you show your golf scorecards to, well, uh . . . anyone?
2. At dinner, do you find yourself practicing your grip on your utensils? (The Vs of the fork’s first tine, for the righthander, should point to the right shoulder.)
3. Look above you. Are there marks on the ceilings of your house because you can’t help but try to “bust one” even when you’re indoors and there is no ball?
4. Have you taken to reflexively calling your children “pards?”
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