How To: Absurd Scientific Advice for Common Real-World Problems

The world's most entertaining and useless self-help guide, from the brilliant mind behind the wildly popular webcomic xkcd and the #1*New York Times*bestsellers*What If?*and*Thing Explainer

For any task you might want to do, there's a right way, a wrong way, and a way so monumentally complex, excessive, and inadvisable that no one would ever try it.*How To*is a guide to the third kind of approach. It's full of highly impractical advice for everything from landing a plane to digging a hole.*

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