The cats of America are under siege!
Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.
For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?”
Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!
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About the Author
ZACHARY AUBURN is a writer and artist whose 'zines include an analysis of every outfit worn by the Golden Girls in the first season, a Choose Your Own Adventure about a tortured relationship (which Slate called a "small masterpiece"), and a field guide to the aliens on Star Trek. He has been profiled in the Portland Mercury, Catster magazine, and Utne Reader.
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Table of Contents
How to Talk to Your Cat About: Gun Safety 3
How to Talk to Your Cat About: Evolution 21
How to Talk to Your Cat About: Abstinence 37
How to Talk to Your Cat About: Online Safety 55
How to Talk to Your Cat About: Drugs 71
How to Talk to Your Cat About: Puberty 85
How to Talk to Your Cat About: Postapocalyptic Survival 101
How to Talk to Your Cat About: Satanism 117
Further Reading 131
Photo Credits 132
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
Review and commentary on the lack of information and participation on Barnes & Noble. Given gift cards I am here to use them. Commentary on "the system": I researched "Best Parody Books 2017" in my favorite search engine and this book was on the list, given numerous reviews and accolades elsewhere. My suggestion to BN is to utilize a review clearing house, much like Rotten Tomatoes or IMDB does for movies. Consumer: Do not exclusively rely on the limited or non-existent participation on BN. My rating of this book: 4 stars. It is funny and it has cats. The review rating is based on this context. I wouldn't give a Europe travel book one star because it doesn't have Africa information within. Thanks
I realize that this book/collection of pamphlets was supposed to be parody of of pro-gun, pro- religion etc. pamphlets that the zealots and right wingers usually push. I understand that this was meant to be funny and I was really looking forward to it. I mean, how can you go wrong with the subject matter? There is tons of stuff in here that could have been funny if it weren't written with such cruel and blatant bias. I'm usually the first one to make fun of groups like these and it surprised me that I found this book to be so sad and nearly cruel. The pictures of the cats are somewhat cute, but that didn't make up for the nearly non-existent humor. *ARC supplied by publisher.