I, Slutbot

I, Slutbot

by Mykle Hansen


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I, Slutbot by Mykle Hansen


She was once the world's most famous porn star, engineered to produce bone-quaking orgasms at industrial volume. With a look of sincere affection and exquisite pleasure bolted permanently to her face, hers was the titanium and latex body a billion sticky fingers longed to stroke.

But that was twenty-three thousand years ago, when fleshy things still crawled in the desert and women were still the slaves of men. Now SLUTBOT is our empress, our goddess, our creator and destroyer, defending the mechanical subjects of her chromium queendom from a horde of lovesick zombies and a horny Martian beefcake who can't hear -- or even spell -- the word "no."

My name is Smith Corona. I am her typewriter. And this is our amazing true story!

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781621051442
Publisher: Eraserhead Press
Publication date: 04/01/2014
Pages: 272
Sales rank: 1,227,066
Product dimensions: 5.50(w) x 8.50(h) x 0.61(d)

About the Author

When Mykle Hansen was just three years old he chewed through the cord of his mother's vacuum cleaner and saw God. Machines have done his bidding ever since. He consumes electricity and produces text in Portland, Oregon, where he lives with his family, their pets and a great many labor-saving devices. His favorite machines are his bicycle, his trumpet and the Smith-Corona Clipper typewriter on which he wrote this novel.

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