If I don't kill them... who will?

I thought a corporate weekend away in Wales was going to involve too much wine, awkward nostalgia and listening to Daniel Bartlesham talk about himself.

I didn't expect to discover that most of my friends are apparently fine with revenge porn, suicide and corporate cover-ups - just as long as nobody's bonus is affected.

My friend Eve is dead because Daniel uploaded that video of her.

And everyone at Bartlesham wants to call the whole thing an unfortunate misunderstanding and move on with their...