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A bungled plan, a General who wants to retire and a Beauty Queen who thinks she's in therapy. How could this invasion possibly go wrong?
Tina Lyons, a beauty contestant is cheated out of first place and forced into rehab, run by a bunch of undercover lizard-aliens hellbent on colonizing the world. Believing them to be patients just like her, Tina decides to help these incompetent conquerors the only way she knows how... with a beauty pageant! As Tina's Anti-Beauty Pageant becomes a roaring s...