Table of Contents
My Best Paw Foreword Chelsea Handler's Dog, Chunk 1
Dum-Diddle-Dum-Dum Wade Rouse 11
A Dog Day of Summer W. Bruce Cameron 25
Dogs Are the New Children Jen Lancaster 35
Oedipus Rex Stephanie Klein 51
Menage a Dog Alice Bradley 65
There's No Place Like Home, Judy Alec Mapa 75
The Lone Wolf Laurie Notaro 83
The Evil Stepmother Jane Green 91
Scratching at My Door, Tail Between His Legs Caprice Crane 99
Walking My Dog Through the Valley of the Shadow of Death Is a Nice Way to Start the Day Bob Smith 111
A Courtly Soul Rita Mae Brown 125
The Little Rascal Beth Harbison 133
Are You a Rascal or a Ringo? Jeff Marx 147
Squatting with Stella by Starlight Allie Larkin 159
Peekapoo, Where Are You? Annabelle Gurwitch 173
Pimping Out Delilah Sarah Pekkanen 181
Wuzsha, Wuzsha, Wuzsha! Eddie Sarfaty 193
My Dog, the Dominatrix Jenny Gardiner 205
Are You Smarter Than a Terrier? Beth Kendrick 219
Fairy Tales Can Come True Jill Conner Browne 231
Contributor: Bios Or, What We Do When We're Not Walking You, Feeding You, Petting You, Grooming You, or Cleaning Up After You 243
A Note from the Editor 253
Acknowledgments 257
