It's Not Easy Wearing Green: You Can't Make This Stuff Up

When I asked the violator if he had any ID and he replied, “‘Bout what?” I realized it wasn’t going to be easy wearing green. Every time I thought I had seen it all, something would occur to remind me I hadn’t. Whether it was a man trying to kill a fake deer with a bumper jack, a turkey poacher sitting on a bag of corn, or a drunk who claimed he didn’t have any lungs, you never knew what might happen, and I loved it. There was no shortage of wildlife poachers who could not resist illegally ...