It's Only Hair

Have you ever had the nightmare where you're bald? Where. you discover that there is not even one hair left on your head, it's smooth and shiny like a pretty new car? The one where you look like a Martian, or some poor shrub on a sitcom who just lost their hair from a bad perm or a practical joke gone bad? Oh, wait. That's not a nightmare - that's real! You ARE bald (or going bald). Maybe you still have some hair left, in which case, you think you look like a newly-hatched buzzard chick (an...