Jezebel's Lament: A Defense of Reputation, a Denouncement of the Prophets Elijah and Elisha

Kill Elijah, or Be Fed to the Dogs?! Here is Jezebel’s Channelled Message to the Age

Now then, darlings, what do you think of when you hear my name, Jezebel? Royal whore? Killer of prophets? Seducer of priests?

Well, your Bible writers have certainly done their hatchet job on me, haven't they? For three millennia, their slanders have persisted. Meanwhile, they have fawned on Elijah's reputation, that uncouth and foul-mouthed prophet who condemned me to be dogs' meat. And they have revered h...