Jock Blocked

You know those stories where an unlikely hero steps up to save a ragtag bunch of lovable losers from their fate of continuing to be the worst team to ever sports in the history of sportsing?

That's all I've wanted for my hometown team, the Fireballs, for years. I'm their biggest fan, and I would do anything to support them. How could I not, when their baseball field is the one place I feel like I belong?

Enter Brooks Elliott. Baseball's hottest slugger is our newest player, and he should be t...