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CHAPTER 1
"If I see Maeve Dixon listed one more time as a sponsor for that darn bill, someone isn't going to live to see tomorrow."
My voice echoed inside a corner office suite of the Cannon House Office Building. The staff, packed tighter inside our workplace than Metro commuters during rush hour, knew I meant business. After all, threatening bloody murder wasn't my preferred management style.
Representative Dixon's legislative director Meg Peters, who also doubled as my best friend, cleared her throat. As the head of our policy operation, she was responsible for Dixon's endorsement of pending bills.
"Kit, don't worry. I spoke to Congressman Russell's legislative assistant who's shepherding it through floor consideration tonight. He knows we need to remove Dixon's name as a supporter." Meg sighed deeply and added, "For political reasons."
Six frustrated pairs of eyes bored into me like lasers. Unfortunately, such an excuse had powerful cache these days inside the world of Congresswoman Maeve Dixon. As the chief of staff, I often had to tell our employees why they had to make sure our boss supported certain legislation while she ran away from others. It was a matter of political survival, and it was my job to make sure Maeve didn't suffer a long, painful death on election day.
In my most ebullient voice, I rallied our staff for what felt like the hundredth time this month. "Listen, team. I don't need to go through the drill again. We all need to remember who the enemy is here, right?"
Our press intern Brock Metcalf yelled, "Mack Hackensack!" He thrust his fist in the air for added emphasis.
"She was asking a rhetorical question," said Meg wryly.
Like all of us, Meg appreciated Brock's enthusiasm — to a point. We all had our limits, and Maeve Dixon's nail biter campaign had tested them. To add insult to injury, the election wasn't just around the corner. There were still six excruciating weeks to go before the first Tuesday in November. Rhetorical question or not, Brock was right on. He-who-shall-not-be-named had a real name in our office, and it was Mack "Coach" Hackensack.
"It's worth repeating again. We need to keep our eyes on the prize." I pointed to a dark alcove of the office, where someone had hung a large poster depicting Maeve's congressional opponent with a photo-shopped Ghostbusters "no" symbol superimposed over his face.
Mack Hackensack was not an attractive man, even on a good day. He looked like a cross between the Pillsbury doughboy and Billy Bob Thornton. In this particularly unflattering photo, he was sweating profusely with his mouth wide open, ostensibly barking a command to an unfortunate underling. A beauty contest didn't matter to the people of North Carolina. Coach Hackensack would remain in their minds forever as the man who brought the NCAA men's basketball title to the state. Chapel Hill wasn't even in our district. That geographic factoid also made no difference. Devoted Tar Heel alums lived all over the precious state, including the seventh congressional district. We weren't running against a political opponent; we were running against a bona fide sports legend.
Brock, whose well-meaning devotion reminded me of a golden retriever puppy, shouted, "Have you seen the latest campaign commercial he's running?"
"What's he doing now?" asked Meg feebly. Like me, Meg had been around Capitol Hill for several years. We'd worked for a United States senator who'd been murdered and knew how difficult it was to find a new job when the boss departed — electorally or permanently. If Maeve Dixon didn't rally against Mack Hackensack, once again we'd have to hustle to find new staff jobs. Privately, I was beginning to wonder whether continuing to run on the hamster wheel called Capitol Hill made sense. Close campaigns were hell, and our boss was trapped inside the inner circle of Dante's Inferno. Maeve's party controlled the House of Representatives, but if too many Democratic members lost their races, we'd lose the majority. That meant even fewer jobs might be available after the election. Would anyone want to hire a chief of staff who'd failed to get her boss reelected?
"Come over and watch," said Brock.
We squeezed around his computer as he pressed "play" on the YouTube video. The title of the video was "Personal Foul." Not a good start. I braced myself.
Mack Hackensack's face appeared on screen. Standing in the middle of a basketball court, he sported a UNC "Champions" polo shirt and wore a whistle around his beefy neck. An image of the American flag with an embroidered "USA" decorated his baseball hat. My politically astute brain churned. Without saying a word, the image conveyed "winner" and "patriot" in a single swoop.
But Coach didn't stay silent for long. "I've always played by the rules. Work hard, play hard. Those are my values. I'm not afraid of making the tough calls or staying late for practice." Then he walked toward center court, where the national championship trophy rested on a table.
He put his hand on the trophy before speaking again. "When my players do something wrong on the court, the referee calls a personal foul."
Then the camera shot tightened. "The voters of the seventh district in North Carolina are the referees. Watch closely how my opponent, Maeve Dixon, plays the game."
The image flashed to a still image of Maeve, standing in front of the Great Wall of China. His voice continued in the background. "While the people of North Carolina were struggling with the economic recession, where was Maeve Dixon? Traveling the world with her liberal colleagues."
The next photo showed our boss in front of Big Ben. She was smiling for the camera, her brown hair whipping in the wind. "You deserve better than being represented by a member of Congress who treats her job like a vacation," said the Coach.
"We shouldn't have tweeted out pictures from her trip to London," I muttered.
Meg put her hand on my arm. "It's not your fault, Kit. She was only there for a two-day parliamentary exchange program."
"Besides, she looks great in the photo," said Brock cheerfully.
Meg and I glared at our intern but said nothing.
The ad returned to Coach Hackensack next to the trophy. "Voters, there's only one smart choice." He pointed to the camera and blew his whistle. "Call a personal foul on Maeve Dixon. Elect me as your next Congressman!"
After putting my head in my hands, I could only manage two words. "Game over."
CHAPTER 2
Despite the heartburn the latest Coach Hackensack ad had given us, there was no rest for the weary. Hill staffers involved in toss-up congressional races lived inside a perennial pressure cooker, but the last day of congressional session before the election doubled the heat. The Speaker of the House was understandably worried about maintaining the majority, so he abruptly halted legislating in the third week of September. The government had been funded — at least for another five months — and there was no need to keep sitting members of Congress caged inside the claustrophobic walls of the District of Columbia. During campaign season, politicians locked in tight races were restless tigers. They yearned for their natural habitat, where they could roam free and eat their prey. That meant sending every elected representative back to his or her district. Yes, partisanship reigned the day, but so did the roar of incumbency.
I was sitting at my desk, contemplating whether I could somehow persuade House leadership to promote a bill canceling college basketball season this fall. Out of sight, out of mind, right? Just as I was drafting bill language in my mind, Maeve Dixon's voice interrupted me.
"Kit, can you tell me when we're going to leave for the event this evening?"
My office was so tiny, there was barely room for me to swivel around. I almost knocked over my plastic cup of Dunkin' Donuts coffee, leftover hours earlier from breakfast.
Representative Maeve Dixon certainly didn't look like she was in a massive political fight. Her shoulder-length brown hair turned up slightly at the ends, the product of a professional blowout earlier this morning. Her trim, athletic figure was highlighted by a fitted black dress and a shapely blazer. A stylist silver chain necklace and small hoop earrings completed the professional look. Maeve was no Maxim model, but by Washington standards, she was damn attractive.
"Yes, absolutely. The event sheet is right on my desk here. One moment." I proceeded to rifle through a pile of papers. No luck. I moved onto the next mound. Still nothing.
"Having some trouble?" asked Maeve. I could tell by her voice she was slightly annoyed, but mostly amused.
"No, it's here. I read it earlier today. There's a lot going on today since the House is gaveling out tonight until after the election." I sighed in frustration.
"Perhaps you should use the upcoming congressional recess to devise a filing system."
"I'll make sure that's a priority." I grinned. "Right after defeating Mack Hackensack."
My boss laughed. "I suppose if we don't take care of Coach, there won't be any need for filing."
That wasn't a joking matter. "Actually, closing a congressional office is a real pain in the neck. I did it once in the Senate, and I don't plan on doing it anytime soon in the House."
"Don't worry, Kit. I don't plan on it, either."
After grabbing a piece of paper from the fourth stack, I said, "Eureka! I found it." I scanned the sheet and then clicked on an e-mail. "Here's the situation for tonight. Drinks and dinner at Charlie Palmer's, starting at six. But final votes are on for eight."
Maeve nodded. "Plenty of time."
"Absolutely. Remember, the Majority Leader and Chairman Edwards are hosting the event for you," I said.
"How could I forget? They remind me about it every time I see them." The Majority Leader was the second most powerful member of the House of Representatives, and Edwards ran the Transportation Committee.
"That's because tonight is the biggest fundraising evening in Washington, and they can only hit one or two select events. They both chose your campaign as a priority."
Maeve ran her fingers through her hair. "I know, I know. I should be grateful. I also feel after I win this election, I'm going to owe a lot of favors around here."
"That's how it works," I said.
"When will I ever get off this merry-go-round?" she asked.
I wasn't sure if she wanted an answer, but I offered one. "Once more voting Democrats move to your district."
While forcing a smile, she said wistfully, "In the meantime, the name of the game is raising money to fund the campaign. Lots of it."
As Maeve's chief of staff, I was allowed to liaise with my boss about her reelection. Even so, there were many restrictions preventing myself and others on staff from performing campaign duties as government employees. I often attended fundraisers with her and was privy to her donation record. Of course, I kept a separate iPhone for political matters. Becoming ambidextrous had been an unintended consequence of the close race. Oftentimes, I could be seen double-fisted walking down the hallway, and it had nothing to do with happy hour drinks.
"You've done well with K Street. Even some lobbyists who normally stick with Republicans opened their pocketbooks for you," I reminded her.
"God only knows what I'll have to do for them when this is all over," she muttered.
I really didn't have time for an existential conversation about whether our current campaign finance system made running for Congress worth the effort. The phone on my desk rang, and I glanced at the caller ID. Saved by the bell.
"It's my husband," I announced.
We'd been married almost four months, but I was still getting used to the "H" word. At least I didn't stammer anymore.
Maeve waved her hand. "Take it. But I'll need a quick briefing before Charlie Palmer's."
I grabbed the receiver and silently mouthed, "Got it."
"Hey, I'm here," I said into the receiver.
"Kit, is that you?" asked Doug.
"Who else would be answering my phone? Last time I checked, I don't have an assistant."
"Good point. I wasn't sure. Do you answer all your phone calls like that?"
"Only the ones from my spouse."
"Hopefully that's just me." He chuckled briefly.
"I'm definitely not into polygamy. One husband is enough," I said.
"You seem grumpier than usual. Is something the matter?"
"Nothing's wrong, but this is the last day Congress is in session, and we have a big fundraiser scheduled for tonight. It's mayhem around here."
"So, it's business as usual." The disappointment in his voice was clearer than the springtime view from the top of the Washington Monument.
"Unfortunately. We didn't have plans this evening, right?"
"No, but I want to talk to you about something that's come up, and I thought maybe we could go out to dinner."
Shoot. It didn't matter I hadn't been to church in several years. The Catholic guilt came on strong. Maybe Doug could join us tonight.
"I could call our fundraiser and see if we could comp you at the event. Given all the extra time I've put in after hours, it's the least the Maeve Dixon campaign could do," I said.
"Nah." Doug sighed. "You'll be running around, catering to donors and making sure the Congresswoman has everything she needs. It's not the right time."
"Tomorrow? Because I'm likely to ship out to North Carolina to help on her campaign once I'm not needed here in the office."
"Are you really going to do that?" Doug didn't relish the prospect of being stuck at home alone with Clarence, our slightly overweight beagle mutt, for almost six weeks.
"Listen, if she doesn't win this race, there's no job for me to come home to, right?" Doug had lived in Washington, D.C. longer than me. He knew about the vicious revolving door on Capitol Hill. Now that I was a chief of staff, it would be harder to find a replacement job since I was at the top of the food chain. Besides wanting to avoid another job search, I also didn't want Maeve Dixon to lose. She had her flaws like anyone, but she was a damn good member of Congress. She deserved reelection, and I intended to make sure the voters of the seventh district of North Carolina knew it.
"Well, there's always me and Clarence here at home," said Doug.
"Of course, I didn't mean it that way." I rubbed my temples.
"I know. We can talk later. Just wanted to put it on your radar."
"Sounds like a plan. See you later tonight after it's all over."
"Good-bye, Kit. And watch out for those lobbyists at the fundraiser. That's a deadly crowd."
Doug, as always, was right on target.
CHAPTER 3
The afternoon sped along as our entire staff banded together to support our boss. There were press releases to write, vote decisions to discuss, and last-minute negotiations on legislation to orchestrate. The craziness of the day aside, I tried to savor the moment. I stood inside the doorway of my tiny office and stared at the bustling office suite. Our D.C. staff finally functioned like a well-oiled machine. I'd only been in charge for six months, yet in that short time, the team had come together. We had a great member of Congress who called the shots, and I enjoyed a modest sense of satisfaction that I'd helped create a dynamo staff. If Maeve Dixon didn't win reelection, this would be the last time I'd see these folks in action. I seriously hoped North Carolina voters would give us another chance.
Meg must have noticed my pensive expression. "What's wrong with you?" she asked. "You look like you just saw a ghost."
"Hopefully not. I'm just trying to remember what it all looks like in case ..." My voice trailed off.
"In case what? There's no way Maeve Dixon is going to lose this election." Meg put her hands on her hips. "Especially after you convinced me to leave a stable committee job to come work for you." As if I needed another reason to worry about the election. I'd persuaded Meg to join Team Dixon earlier this year. My job wasn't the only one on the line.
I glanced at my watch. It was half past five, which meant we had to leave soon for the fundraiser. "Are you coming to Charlie Palmer's tonight for the fundraiser?" "Of course. Dash is going to be there. I even bought a new dress. Didn't you notice?" Meg pointed to her floral printed sheath dress. "End of the summer sale at Lord and Taylor."
"You bought a new dress to attend Maeve's fundraiser tonight?" I don't know why I was surprised. My best friend needed no excuse to buy an outfit. I liked to think she was stylish enough for both of us. Since I became chief of staff, I'd tried to put more effort into my clothes. Today was a minor success. I wore one of my standard black suits, but I'd added a scarf, which I considered a major fashion victory.
"Not really for the fundraiser, Kit. Because I knew Dash was going to be there," Meg said coyly.
(Continues…)
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