La Contessa (Abridged)

Nobody could kiss and tell like the late Rodney Dangerfield! Here are all the details of his torrid love affair with La Contessa. This ultra-spicy private diary chronicles the amazing exploits of a great lothario, and is sure to make you howl- with plenty of innuendos and double entendres delivered as only Rodney Dangerfield can. Afterward, the man who just "can't get no respect" lets loose with a stand-up set- "It's Lonely at the Top (When There's No One on the Bottom)"- performed at the w...