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Last Night a Bidet Drenched My Wife: ...and other misheard lyrics

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Brilliantly funny misheard lyrics and outrageous earworms


'Six o'clock already I was just in the middle of a dream. I was kissing Danny DeVito by a crystal blue Italian stream.'

'I was loooking for some action and all I found were cygnets and a waterfall.'

'When I get that feeling I need saxophone cleaning.'

Funny, surreal, absurd and occasionally embarrassing, everyone has a misheard lyric moment. From simple mistakes like 'If you don't Naomi by now. You will never never Naomi', to something c...