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Life Wants You Dead: A Calm, Rational, and Totally Legit Guide to Scaring Yourself Safe
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"Life wants you dead, and this book wants to be READ! Ha ha I love being a comedian.” —Patton Oswalt
"Truly hilarious!" —Jack Handey, author of Deep Thoughts
Fear!!! Scary, right? But what if the only thing we shouldn't fear is fear itself?
In this era of economic turmoil, climate catastrophe, and cliques of cool teens just waiting to make fun of your shoes, we live in a heightened state of fear. We're afraid of the world and afraid of each other—but not nearly as afraid as we should be! And ...
"Truly hilarious!" —Jack Handey, author of Deep Thoughts
Fear!!! Scary, right? But what if the only thing we shouldn't fear is fear itself?
In this era of economic turmoil, climate catastrophe, and cliques of cool teens just waiting to make fun of your shoes, we live in a heightened state of fear. We're afraid of the world and afraid of each other—but not nearly as afraid as we should be! And ...