Like My Father Always Said . . .: Gruff Advice, Sweet Wisdom, and Half-Baked Instructions on How to Fix Your Stuff and Your Life

A collection of crowd-sourced quips and quotes from real-life dads-from the profound to the hilarious.

The author of Like My Mother Always Said . . . presents a new volume that focuses on fatherly advice-gathered from contributors around the world. Dads may come from different places and have wildly varying personalities, but sometimes their wisdom is universal. Other times, it's just plain bizarre . . .

"You can have as much freedom as you can pay for."

"Nothing happens when you stay ...