Little Book of Bitchy Thoughts

The Little Book of Bitchy of Thoughts is medicine for the Modern Age, straight from the cauldron of Elizabeth Fairlight. The author serves up a stinging philtre of pithy observations, acrid humor, and even the occasional honest aphorism.

Quotes from the book:


If your child says, "Hey, lady," to get the attention of a sales clerk, you're lower-class. If your child says, "Excuse me, Ma'am," then you're middle-class, or higher. This is an infallible indicator.

'Washington, D.C. is the third-worl...