Love You So Special (Abridged)

Can a man's secret yearnings be revealed in a tank full of fish? Artie Haynes knows he's nothing special, with just-your-regular-brown hair, a solid plumber's job, not much education, and a family that can barely get off the couch. But Artie has quirks-like his love of tropical fish, a landlord who's a professor of existentialism, a passion for the amazing piano music he hears at a concert hall while he's fixing the bathrooms-and the fact that he's never come out as gay and probably never w...