In the sultry Florida sun, passions run high, bikinis run low, and the sex always sizzles. . .
On the run from her crazy ex-boyfriend, Jamie Cartwright needs a cheap place to hide, and the apartment complex right on the beach looks perfect. When Jamie lays eyes on sexy apartment manager Devon McCloud she knows exactly what she wants--serious mind-blowing sex. . .
Now Jamie can't wait to get it on. She's ready to strip down and let Devon tease and touch, lick and suck every inch of her body. And when she can't take it anymore, she'll climb on top of Devon and ride him hard, begging him to take her beyond the limits of pleasure. . .
WARNING! This is a REALLY HOT book. (Sexually Explicit.)
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Make Me Scream
By P.J. MELLOR
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Chapter OneHip deep in drug dealers, rogue cops, prostitutes and assorted bad guys, aspiring mystery writer Devon McCloud frowned and tried to recapture his train of thought.
The PI hero of Devon's book had just discovered the lead witness for the crime family hiding naked in his bed.
The woman stroked my impressive erection. "Are you going to kick me out?" the buxom blonde asked with a sultry pout. "Something just came up," I replied. "I can help you with that," she whispered, stroking my length. "Put your mouth where your money is," I hissed in a breath when she took my advice. Her mouth closed over me, practically swallowing me whole.
Okay ... now what? The flashing cursor on the screen of his laptop mocked him.
Out in the courtyard of the little beachfront apartment community he managed as his day job, voices rumbled. His fellow tenants were starting their nightly celebration early.
Above the laughter and conversations, a deep bark sounded, followed by the shrill voice of his neighbor, Francyne Anderson. Devon's mouth quirked. Petunia, Francyne's one-hundred-and-fifty-pound rottweiler, must be joining the party tonight.
Deliberately shutting out the noise in the courtyard, Devon narrowed his gaze at the flashing cursor.
"C'mon, Mac, be brilliant. What would Trent say?" Trent was the hero of his work-in-progress, Darkness Becomes Her. A PI with the prerequisite heart of gold, Trent not only got all the bad guys, he got all the girls.
Devon sighed and rocked back in his desk chair. Maybe that was the problem with finishing the book. Trent had scored approximately every five to seven pages. He, Devon, hadn't been laid in months. Heading way too close to being a year. He didn't have the time, which made him an even more pathetic loser. Who doesn't have time for sex?
Voices rose in the courtyard.
Him, that's who didn't have time for sex. Devon Edward McCloud. With working on his novels by night, writing catalog copy for sex toys by day-which oddly did not help his lack-of-sex problem-while attempting to maintain some sense of normalcy with the rowdy tenants of the Surfside Villas apartment complex, who had the time or energy for sex?
Male laughter vibrated his walls. Opportunity wouldn't hurt either. Of the eight apartments in the old complex, five were occupied by men (six, counting himself), the seventh occupied by a female at least eighty if she was a day. And one vacant unit. Not a lot of opportunity.
He'd just returned to the seedier side of his imagination when a knock sounded on his door. Judging by the lightness of it, his deductive reasoning told him, it was a female knock. Since Francyne never knocked, it could mean only one thing: someone inquiring about the vacancy.
He growled and saved his work before closing his computer. Obviously the intruder could not tell time. The sign on his door clearly stated office hours. Said hours ended-he glanced at the old school clock on his wall-almost two hours ago.
He threw open his door.
The short, blond woman in a denim miniskirt and yellow tank top hopped back with a squeak.
"Yes?" No point in being polite. Once Blondie got a look at the group sitting around the fire pit in the courtyard, she'd realize this was not the place for her.
She swallowed and licked soft-looking pink lips. "Is-is ... I mean, are you the manager, the person I need to see about renting an apartment?"
He turned to look meaningfully at the manager sign on his door. "Looks like it, doesn't it?" He tapped the posted hours. "But I'm closed. Office hours don't start again until nine tomorrow morning. Come back then, if you're still interested."
"But I need a place tonight!"
He paused midslam. "Try a motel."
"They're all full. At least, all the close ones." She looked down at her painted toenails peeking out from a pair of ridiculously high-heeled sandals.
He tried not to speculate how short she would be without the heels. He tried not to notice her Barbie-doll build. He also tried not to appreciate the way the firelight from the courtyard played in the silky strands of her blond hair. He failed miserably on all counts.
She looked back up at him, and he forced himself not to break eye contact with her baby blues. She blinked, her long eyelashes creating spidery shadows on her smooth cheeks.
"Please?" Her shiny lower lip gave the faintest of quivers.
"Fine." He spouted off the price of rent, and she nodded. "Don't you want to see it first?"
"No, I'm sure it's fine. The sign said it's furnished?"
He nodded, sure this was a very bad idea but at a loss as to how he could turn her down. Her resulting smile sent a flash of awareness streaking through him. Or ... did men have hot flashes?
He cleared his throat and stepped back, opening the door wide. "Okay, may as well come on in and get the paperwork out of the way so we can all get some sleep tonight."
"Jamie Cartwright," Blond Barbie said as she stepped in, extending her hand.
A low growl emanated from behind the recliner. "Killer!" he warned, glaring at the pair of glowing eyes visible from below the edge of the chair.
The woman gasped and jumped back, eyes wide, hand at her throat.
Reality dawned. "No! Not me," he explained, pointing to the eyes. "My dog. That's his name. Killer. I'm Devon. Not Killer." He forced a smile. No one would guess he worked with words for a living. He shoved his hand toward her. "Hi."
She took a tentative step forward and allowed him to shake her small hand. "Hi." She looked in his dog's general direction. "What kind of dog is Killer? Is he dangerous?"
"I'll let you be the judge of that." Grinning, he slapped his thigh.
After Devon-not-Killer released her hand, Jamie edged toward the door. Did she really want to rent a place with a killer dog in residence?
At that moment, a ball of white fluff pulled itself out from under the dark leather chair to prance toward them. It looked like it had originally been a Pomeranian before something awful had happened to its face.
Its right eye hung lower than the left, and the poor thing appeared to be missing its bottom jaw. Its pink tongue hung out of its face. Seeing her, it stopped and made a low gurgling growl and then said, "Lark! Lark!"
"He's getting better with his barking," Devon said. "At least now it sounds like he's trying to bark." He squatted and rubbed the dog's shaggy white head. "You're getting better, aren't you, pal?"
In response, Killer raised his nose, tongue lolling down the front of his throat, obviously in doggie-hero worship.
"What happened to his jaw?" she asked Devon-not-Killer.
"He got in a fight. He's lucky all he lost was part of his lower jaw." He grinned and patted the dog's back before straightening. "Also lucky for him, I happened to be passing by the pound the day before they were going to destroy him."
She looked from dog to master. "And you just happened to be strolling past the pound and wondered if they had any dogs they were about to execute?"
He looked sheepish. "Not quite. I'm the one who found him and took him there after the other dog left him for dead. When I found out they were going to put him down, fate intervened and ..." He shrugged. "Well, I decided I must need a dog." His vivid green gaze met hers. "Do you believe in fate, Jamie?" His voice was low, intimate, sending shivers to her extremities.
She blinked, breaking the spell, and looked around his apartment. "Ah, no, not really."
"Neither did I, but Francyne-that's my neighbor-swears by it. She's made a believer out of me. Well, at least where Killer is concerned, anyway." He shuffled through a pile of papers on an old desk and then waved a fistful of blue ones. "Here's the lease, if you want to read it over."
"Is that necessary?" Being in the same room with Killer was beginning to affect her allergies. A sinus headache wove its fingers across her forehead and around her eyes. Eyes that were definitely beginning to itch.
"No, it's pretty much standard. First and last month. No real lease time. It's month to month." He gave a bark of laughter. "Francyne suspects it's because the owners plan to sell it to developers and don't want anything standing in their way in case they get an offer."
"Is that what you think, too?" She stepped closer.
He shrugged, trying to ignore her warm, powdery scent. "I dunno. She's lived here for a couple of decades. I've worked here for three years, and it hasn't happened yet."
Jamie took the pen he offered, sneezed and bent over the table to begin filling out and signing the lease.
"Bless you," he muttered, then added a prayer of thanks while he eyed the cleavage revealed when she bent over the table. The firm globes pushing the neckline of her pink sweater to the edge of decency were roughly the size of small cantaloupes and defied gravity. He salivated and resisted the urge to rearrange his enlarging package.
Jamie sensed the manager eyeing her cleavage and resisted the urge to cover up.
"Drop that vibrator!" a heavily Southern-accented female voice shouted. "Stop that damn dog! Petunia! Drop it right now!"
Jamie paused and looked up.
A huge black dog galloped into the apartment, knocking over a small wooden chair and an end table in its wake.
Hot on the dog's heels was a deeply tanned, small woman with snowy white hair. Dressed in a brightly colored muumuu that fluttered around her slight frame, her small feet shod in white socks and sturdy walking shoes, she was a hair's breadth from catching the animal.
"Petunia!" The old lady rounded the couch to head off the dog who, Jamie now realized, had what appeared to be a purple vibrator in its massive jaws.
The dog faked a left and then darted around the woman.
Before Jamie could form her next coherent thought, the warm feel of fur against her skin registered, followed immediately by a jarring thump as her rear end met the tiled floor beside the dining table.
"Petunia!" Devon grabbed for the dog's collar, missed and ended up tackling and wrestling her to the ground. Panting, he looked over his shoulder at Jamie.
Sitting with her hands braced behind her back, her legs slightly apart, she belatedly realized he could see clear up to her crotch.
"Are you hurt?" he asked.
Numb, she shook her head and tugged on her denim miniskirt then slowly got to her feet.
"Petunia," the older woman said, grasping the big dog's collar and hauling her to her feet. "What am I going to do with you? Give me that! Release!"
She pulled the dripping purple dildo out of the dog's mouth and grimaced. "Oh, yuck. Now you've gone and chewed up another one." She tossed it into a wastebasket overflowing with paper. Magnified blue eyes peered at Jamie through trifocal lenses. "Hello. How you doing? Isn't she just the sweetest thing, Devon?"
Devon mumbled something threatening-sounding. The woman grinned.
"Bless your heart," she said to no one in particular as far as Jamie could tell. "I bet you're here for the job."
"Job?" Devon and Jamie said as one.
"Sexual-aids product tester." With scarcely a breath in between sentences, she continued. "How do you do? I'm Francyne Anderson. I'm the one who put the ad in the paper, but Devon is the one you'll be working with."
Chapter Two"Excuse us," Devon said to Jamie. Grasping Francyne's upper arm, he all but dragged the older woman out of his apartment. "Sexual-aids tester?" he asked in a hissing voice once they were on the other side of the door. "An ad? Have you lost your mind?"
"Hey, I'm an old woman! You wouldn't want me to have a heart attack, would you?" Francyne tugged her arm from his grasp. "Darlin', you know I love you like the grandson I never had. But, well, face it, your love life is pitiful. I thought maybe-"
"I can't believe I'm having this conversation with an eighty-year- old woman," he mumbled, forking his fingers through his hair then gripping his skull. "Francyne, I can get my own women!"
"Oh, is that right? And for your information, I'm still seventy-nine. Won't be eighty until fall." Fists on hips, she glared up at him. "About those women you can allegedly get ... well, hotshot, I haven't noticed a harem coming and going from your apartment. In fact, as far as I can tell, until today, Petunia and I have been the only females to come around for nigh onto a year now."
"Thanks for pointing that out. But ... a sex-aids tester?" He leaned down to look her in the eye. "What were you thinking?"
Francyne sniffed and glared right back. "Maybe that you'd finally get lucky?" Her shoulders slumped. "Hell, I was just trying to help. Face it, I'm old. I can't do justice to product testing like I once could. Guess I thought I could find a replacement and get you a girl in one fell swoop." Glancing coyly up through her lashes, she said, "She's not married, is she?"
"Hmmm?" His active imagination had Blond Barbie stripped naked, spread on his table, helping him test the shipment of new flavored condoms. "Oh. Um, I don't know. I don't think so." Would his knees hold up to climb up onto the table with her? Not that it mattered. The old table probably wouldn't support their combined weight, not to mention any action.
Francyne smacked him on the butt as they walked toward his door. "Go get her, tiger! I'll just collect Petunia, and we'll be on our way." She winked. "You can thank me in the morning."
Jamie scratched and eyed the big black dog and then warily shifted on the hard seat of the old wooden chair. The dog did not even blink. Jamie gauged the distance to the door and realized the dog would be on her before she reached it. She hadn't survived this long, come this far, to end up Jamie Chow.
Devon and the old lady, Francyne, stepped back into the apartment.
"Petunia!" Francyne rushed to grasp the rottweiler's collar. "Shame on you, scaring our new neighbor!" She looked at Jamie. "She's really harmless."
"More than harmless," Devon piped in. "She's such a coward, she lets Killer boss her around."
As if to demonstrate, Killer trotted over and proceeded to hump the huge dog.
"Killer! Knock it off!" Devon grabbed his dog and dragged it away from Petunia. Devon grinned. "He was neutered at the shelter, but he still has high hopes."
Francyne snorted. "He'd also have to be hung like King Kong to get any action from Petunia."
Jamie shifted from foot to foot. Did she really need the apartment that badly? All the frank sexual talk and activities were more than off-putting. Sex-the act, discussions or otherwise-made her uncomfortable.
"Here is a traveler's check for the first and last month's rent," Jaime said, shoving the check at Devon. "I signed the lease. May I have the key?"
"Uh, sure." Devon looked at her like she was the weirdo. "Let me grab it, and I'll walk you over."
She started to tell him it wasn't necessary, then she remembered the men in the courtyard. "Great."
"Petunia and I need to take a walk," Francyne said, "if we want to get back in time for Matlock. Nice to meet you, Jamie." She batted her eyes at Devon and flashed a saccharine smile. "Have a great evening, stud muffin."
The men in the courtyard laughed, and Jamie flinched. Lightly grasping her elbow, Devon steered her to the other side, giving the men a wide berth. While she didn't try to pull away from him, her back straightened, and she picked up her pace.
"Here we are." He stuck the key in the door of unit three and jiggled the knob. "You need to fiddle with it a little, but the key works. After you live here a while, it'll loosen up." At her stare, he babbled on. "I lived here before I was the manager. It's been vacant for a while, but it should still be clean." He swung open the door, reaching in to flip the light switch.
Jamie peeked around Devon's shoulder and scanned the small living room now bathed in the weak light of an ancient-looking floor lamp.
"It's ... orange," she said. Orange and yellow shag carpeting covered the floor, proving her grandmother's theory that ugly never wears out.
The couch, with its cannonball-wooden-post arms, had plaid upholstery comprised of orange, yellow and lime green bright enough to make your eyes bleed. Next to the saggy couch was a spindly looking end table made of what appeared to be genuine imitation wood. How it held the massive glass lamp with the light-up orange base was a natural phenomenon. The wall behind the furniture was painted a bright orange, too. At least, she thought it was. It could have been reflected from the upholstery.
"And here's the dining area," Devon said, hurrying to flip the switch illuminating a yellow and orange daisy swag lamp dangling precariously over a once white formed plastic table. Stained yellow and orange cushions on the plastic barrel chairs completed the ensemble. Shiny bright yellow and orange large daisy wallpaper covered the end wall.
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Fans of P.J. Mellor¿s erotic romance novellas will be delighted by her first single title book. Once again she¿s returned to the Texas coast, to an apartment complex on the beach where manager Devon McCloud, an aspiring mystery writer, earns extra cash writing product descriptions for an adult toy catalogue. Unfortunately, he¿s been testing the merchandise solo for longer than he cares to remember. Then one night blond and beautiful Jamie Cartwright shows up asking to rent an apartment and Devon¿s fantasies kick into high gear. Jamie¿s on the run from an abusive ex-boyfriend, Fred. The last thing she needs is a new man in her life but there¿s something about Devon that has her hot and bothered from the word go. While Fred lurks in the shadows waiting to claim her, Jamie lets Devon show her pleasures she never even imagined. Hot, funny and quirky, Make Me Scream is populated with a whacky cast of secondary characters only P.J. Mellor could weave into an erotic romance. From the 80-something sex kitten, Francyne, to the buff and gorgeous male stripper tenants, to a rescue dog named Killer with a speech impediment, there¿s never a dull moment at the apartment complex. But when things heat up between Devon and Jamie¿steamy Texas nights soar to a whole new level. This book is hot!
Mystery writer Devon McCloud owns and manages an apartment complex in Florida. Jamie Cartwright comes to Devon¿s complex looking to rent one of his apartments. Though there is a mysterious air about her, he assumes his writer¿s mind thinks femme fatale even as he accepts her as a tenant. Devon and Jamie are attracted to one another from the moment they first met discussing her leasing one of his apartments. Although his love life stinks and always has as far back as he dare remember, he wants to start anew with her as he thinks this time they will climax in sexual heaven. She remains reluctant as she is already in hiding from a bad relationship that she fears her abusive ex deems is not over but also dreams of pinning her landlord to her bed so that she can ride him until she leaves him senseless and he makes her scream in ecstasy. --- This is delightful contemporary romance with some late suspense that seems apropos. The lead characters are amiable while their desire much hotter than the Florida summer sun. Fans of heated romances will enjoy P.J. Mellor¿s entertaining tale. --- Harriet Klausner