Man, F*ck This House (And Other Disasters)

This all-new expanded edition of the viral sensation Man, F*ck This House includes six brand-new stories by Brian Asman, “a singular voice in horror fiction” (Eric LaRocca).

In the titular Man, F*ck This House, Sabrina Haskins and her family have just moved into their dream home. At first glance, the house is perfect. But things aren't what they seem. Sabrina is hearing odd noises, seeing strange visions. Their neighbors are odd or absent. And Sabrina's already-fraught relationship with her son is about to be tested in a way no parent could ever imagine. Because while the Haskins family might be the newest owners of this house, they're far from its only residents ...

In “Beware the Hurlyburly,” a troubled teen loses his grip on reality after checking out the wrong internet meme ...

In “In the Rushes,” a coastal cycling trip turns terrifying for a feuding mother and daughter ...

Malevolent doppelgängers, bizarre murders, ancient evils, Western ghosts, mirror monsters, poisonous playthings, and more populate the pages of this brilliant-and petrifying-collection of stories.

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Man, F*ck This House (And Other Disasters)

This all-new expanded edition of the viral sensation Man, F*ck This House includes six brand-new stories by Brian Asman, “a singular voice in horror fiction” (Eric LaRocca).

In the titular Man, F*ck This House, Sabrina Haskins and her family have just moved into their dream home. At first glance, the house is perfect. But things aren't what they seem. Sabrina is hearing odd noises, seeing strange visions. Their neighbors are odd or absent. And Sabrina's already-fraught relationship with her son is about to be tested in a way no parent could ever imagine. Because while the Haskins family might be the newest owners of this house, they're far from its only residents ...

In “Beware the Hurlyburly,” a troubled teen loses his grip on reality after checking out the wrong internet meme ...

In “In the Rushes,” a coastal cycling trip turns terrifying for a feuding mother and daughter ...

Malevolent doppelgängers, bizarre murders, ancient evils, Western ghosts, mirror monsters, poisonous playthings, and more populate the pages of this brilliant-and petrifying-collection of stories.

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Overview

This all-new expanded edition of the viral sensation Man, F*ck This House includes six brand-new stories by Brian Asman, “a singular voice in horror fiction” (Eric LaRocca).

In the titular Man, F*ck This House, Sabrina Haskins and her family have just moved into their dream home. At first glance, the house is perfect. But things aren't what they seem. Sabrina is hearing odd noises, seeing strange visions. Their neighbors are odd or absent. And Sabrina's already-fraught relationship with her son is about to be tested in a way no parent could ever imagine. Because while the Haskins family might be the newest owners of this house, they're far from its only residents ...

In “Beware the Hurlyburly,” a troubled teen loses his grip on reality after checking out the wrong internet meme ...

In “In the Rushes,” a coastal cycling trip turns terrifying for a feuding mother and daughter ...

Malevolent doppelgängers, bizarre murders, ancient evils, Western ghosts, mirror monsters, poisonous playthings, and more populate the pages of this brilliant-and petrifying-collection of stories.


Editorial Reviews

The Nightmare Engine Podcast

An extraordinary horror author.”

FangirlNation

If you want stories of terrifying ghosts, losing grip on reality after looking at the wrong internet meme, or ancient evils, author Brian Asman has you covered. Asman is a master of making you laugh throughout the horror, even if you weren’t expecting to.”

Bram Stoker Award–nominated and Splatterpunk Eric LaRocca

The kind of unhinged and demented horror that I love deeply. Fresh, innovative, and marvelously compelling, Man, F*ck This House (And Other Disasters) vibrates with all the verve and spirit of a singular voice in horror fiction.”

Uncomfortably Dark

Holy short-story collection, Batman! Asman is a hell of a horror writer, and it shows. This entire book was phenomenal from cover to cover. I truly enjoyed every single story in this collection. There isn’t a horror reader I wouldn’t suggest this to. I have now found yet another new-to-me author that has become an autobuy.”

author of Fever House Keith Rosson

Asman understands horror. He has range, and he has a wild inventiveness, but mostly he has a tacit understanding that horror can be fun. A joyous buzz saw of a collection, one that made me an instant fan.”

author of The Exorcist’s House and Mean Spir Nick Roberts

Asman is a master at getting you to let your guard down, whether it be with titles, characters, or sunny settings. He’s like a comforting dad who tucks you in at night and then tells you to ignore the snarling, scratching sounds under the bed and the grinning face in the mirror, right before killing the light and locking the door.”

praise for the author The Nightmare Engine Podcast

An extraordinary horror author.”

Product Details

BN ID: 2940194722495
Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc.
Publication date: 12/06/2025
Edition description: Unabridged
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