Mean Margaret

Mean Margaret

by Tor Seidler, Jon Agee

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ISBN-13: 9781481410168
Publisher: Atheneum Books for Young Readers
Publication date: 10/07/2014
Format: NOOK Book
Pages: 176
Lexile: 780L (what's this?)
File size: 12 MB
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Age Range: 7 - 12 Years

About the Author

Tor Seidler is the critically acclaimed and bestselling author of more than a dozen children’s books, including FirstbornThe Wainscott WeaselA Rat’s Tale, The Steadfast Tin Soldier, Gully’s Travels, and most notably Mean Margaret, which was a National Book Award Finalist. He lives in New York, New York.

Jon Agee is the illustrator of a large collection of children’s picture books, such as Little Santa, The Other Side of Town, Nothing, and most notably the National Book Award–nominated Mean Margaret. He lives in San Francisco with his wife.

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Chapter One

A Cold Shoulder

One spring afternoon Fred was out foraging for food in the meadow when an inky cloud seeped over the sun. He was a good ways from his burrow -- nearly to the pig farm, judging by the whiff of the sloppy beasts he'd just caught. Since there was nothing he hated more than getting his fur wet, Fred scampered up into a hole in a maple by the roadside. This required little effort -- woodchucks are distant relatives of squirrels -- but the hole was a dreadful mess.

"Woodpeckers," Fred muttered.

When he poked his head out to look for something better, he was momentarily blinded by a flash of lightning. Then he was nearly deafened by a clap of thunder, and right after that a violent cracking sound set his very bones vibrating.

Seconds later, the skies opened.

"Of all the rotten luck," Fred said.

Stuck, Fred passed the time complaining about the filthy habits of woodpeckers. "Don't they know what a broom is . . ." Being a woodchuck who lived alone, he often talked to himself. But he turned silent when a pair of fat, ugly human beings came running in under the tree.

"Goodness!" said the woman.

"We're soaked to the skin," said the man, who had a big ham under his arm.

Fred held his nose. The odor of the human beings' wet clothing wasn't much better than the whiff of pig he'd gotten earlier.

"You know, Mr. Hubble," the woman said after a while, "this really isn't so bad, is it?"

"Nice break from the kids," the man agreed.

Eventually the rain stopped and the sun returned, scattering the meadow with diamonds of light. But, to the woodchuck's dismay, thefat, smelly people stayed put. "Look, Mrs. Hubble," the man said. "A rainbow."


"There -- right over the pigsty."

"Oh, my, yes. How beautiful!"

Fred noticed the rainbow, too. However, it was small comfort to him. For now Mr. Hubble put his free arm around Mrs. Hubble's middle, and Mrs. Hubble leaned her head on Mr. Hubble's shoulder.

"Good grief," Fred said under his breath. "I'm going to be here forever."

But rainbows rarely last very long, and when this one faded away, Mrs. Hubble let out a sigh and said, "I suppose we better head back. They'll be turning the place upside down."

As soon as the Hubbles waddled off down the road, Fred evacuated the nasty hole. He'd never been happier to get home -- though, even so, he didn't forget to wipe his feet thoroughly just inside the entrance mound.

He took great pride in his burrow. It was the tidiest, most private place imaginable. Digging it had been the low point of his life -- nothing soiled your paws like digging -- but at least he would never have to go through that horror again. He'd gritted his teeth and dug extra deep, ensuring that he would never be subjected to the creeping of centipedes or the squawking of blue jays. The only time he was ever disturbed was when a certain striped snake chased some prey down his bolt hole. And this was only a minor annoyance, since the snake was a creature of few words -- even when his mouth wasn't full of frog or mouse.

Climbing the maple had mussed up Fred's fur, so the first thing he did was carefully clean and brush himself. Then he sat down in his favorite armchair, the one by his jar of glowworms, and recovered from his ordeal, basking in the neatness, the dryness, the luxurious peace of his home. Instead of the glare of lightning, there was the soft glow of the worms. Instead of smelly human beings, there was the pleasant fragrance of his pine furniture. And instead of bone-vibrating cracks, there was sublime silence. He didn't hear a single sound till his own stomach began to growl.

Fred padded into his kitchen and fixed himself a special treat: three snails on a bed of clover. After dinner, he began to feel pleasantly drowsy, and once he'd cleaned up the kitchen, he covered the glowworms with a leaf, crept into his bedroom, and snuggled into bed. He said his prayers, thanking heaven for giving him everything a woodchuck could possibly want, and closed his eyes.

The bed was nice and warm, so when a shiver went through him, he sat up in surprise. "Could I have caught cold in that miserable tree?" he asked himself. "It was damp." He swallowed. "My throat's not sore, though."

Fred checked himself for swollen glands. None. The only thing out of the ordinary was a slight chill in his shoulder. He lay back down, burying his chilly shoulder under the covers. Suddenly he was a married woodchuck, with a wife who warmed his shoulder by leaning her head on it.

Fred woke up in alarm.

"Whew," he said, realizing he was alone. "What a terrible dream!"

In the morning the dream seemed the height of silliness. "A wife, what a ridiculous idea," he said as he did his sweeping. "How could you keep things just so with another woodchuck around?"

But come evening, the chill crept into his shoulder again, and that night the same dream woke him in the small hours. It became a nightly ritual -- a nightly torture for a woodchuck who hated having his routine disturbed as much as Fred did. He tried everything he could think of: sleeping on his back, cutting out strong foods like mint and dandelion greens, counting field mice. But nothing helped. Time and again he sat bolt upright in his bed in the middle of the night, shuddering from the dream of being married.

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Mean Margaret 4.7 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 3 reviews.
ElizaJane on LibraryThing 10 months ago
Reason for Reading: I've read one previous book by this author and since I enjoyed it was looking forward to reading another of his books.I'm not sure "Mean Margaret" is actually the best title for this book as Margaret is not the main character, nor is the story really about her, but she is indeed the antagonist. The book concerns Fred, a woodchuck, and his search for a mate. His eventual marriage to the woodchuck Phoebe brings up the talk of children, which Phoebe loves and Fred hates, putting her off with lame excuses the next day they find a human child outside their burrow. Sally, renamed Margaret by the woodchucks, is the ninth child of the Hubble's, a fat lazy couple with progressively ruder and wilder children. Toddler Sally takes the cake though and no one but a mother could love her. Sharing room with siblings 6, 7, & 8, they plot to drop her off far away in the woods one night to hopefully never have to contend with her again. Such then, is the story of how Phoebe takes in this mannerliness, self-centred child to look after and care for and love as only a mother can love. Along with Fred and Phoebe are a cast of their animal friends including Skunk, Snake, Squirrel, Mr & Mrs Bat & Phoebe's sister with her own three young children. The story mainly takes place amongst the animals in the forest but does switch to the human Hubble family a few times. This is a lovable, dear comedy where nearly everyone learns a life lesson by the end of the book. Fred and Phoebe are wonderful animal characters and anyone who enjoys this type of animal fantasy will certainly like this book. There are most definitely touches of Roald Dahl in Seidler's humour as his dark humour is laced with a witty meanness that makes this as much a fun read for adults as children. The artwork by Agee is plentiful and reminded me of William Steig in style. A funny story, touching and heartwarming at times, while giggle producing at others. Not exactly a fast-paced story but one to enjoy at its own leisurely pace. This read makes me want to re-read "A Rat's Tale" the only other Seidler book I've read, and go on to reading his other books.
Guest More than 1 year ago
Mean Margret is a terrific book for all ages. It is about a toddler named Margaret who is such a pain her brothers and sisters take her into the woods and dump her in a ditch. After climbing out of the ditch she starts crawling to what she belives is a street light, but it is really the moon. Along the way she bumps into two newlywed woodchucks, who take her in. Read this twisted tail of comdey to find out if Margaret will ever get home.
Guest More than 1 year ago
for adults as well as children! Extremely entertaining, involved and wonderful!