Midlife in Hell: A Reverse Harem Paranormal Romance

You know those YA books we still love where some plucky teenager finds out they are the chosen one with magical powers and has to save a realm?

Someone fucked up. Someone fucked up badly. My second husband just left me for his TA and I just had a hot flash so bad, the roof of my house blew off. I honestly thought it was just spontaneous human combustion, but then three demons appeared in my bathroom and they apparently don't like it when you squirt shampoo in their eyes because you can't rea...