Mr. K's Book of Really Nasty Jokes

"I couldn't put it down!" --Benny the Shoplifter, Ferd, New Jersey

"Vile. . .utterly disgusting. . .shockingly repulsive. . .and that was just the copyright page!" --Miss Henrietta Starch, Librarian, Prairie Oyster, Texas

"This book made me laugh so hard I dropped my dentures into my soup!" --Hiram Crimp, author of Never Trust a Fart: Surviving Old Age with Dignity

Mr. K is a pseudonym. He has worked as a pimp in a le...