About the Author
Charlotte Keatley is best known for her play My Mother Said I Never Should, which has been named by the National Theatre as one of The Significant Plays of the Twentieth Century. More recently, Charlotte Keatley's play Our Father premiered at the Watford Palace Theatre. She has written for radio, television and film, and has won the George Devine Award, Manchester Evening News Best New Play Award, a Time Out Award, and was nominated for an Olivier Award as Most Promising Newcomer.
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[This one is called Bazooka. I wrote it for a school project, and it was one my best ones...I can't write under pressure. Anyway, this one is supposed to be funny. And I didn't get it l right, so I'll post rhe real one later.] <p> Hey! I'm on a sneezing spree, <br> won't you bother blessing me? <br> Blasting people, friends and foes, <br> Clean your feet, it's on your toes. <br> Do remember, I did warn, <br> Please excuse me when I get too warm, <br> 'Cause it may be soon that I will fire, <br> But even sooner, I'll retire. <br> I have no options, <br> No kinda-sorta, <br> Life is hard when a bazooka. <p> ☻ &tau<_>&beta<_>&rho ☻