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Natasha, born of lightning and grit in the Republic of Crapistan (known as the "World's Butthole"), has spent her life plucking chickens and dreaming of a world in black and white. Her only windows to reality are I Love Lucy reruns and a scrapbook titled HOW TO BE TRUE AMERICAN. Trading a live chicken for a laptop, she sets out to find a "Rich American Husband" to escape a life of perpetual darkness.
Her target is Eugene Goldman, a socially awkward Bel Air resident. Their union is a comedy o...