Nerd Camp

Nerd Camp

by Elissa Brent Weissman


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Nerd Camp by Elissa Brent Weissman

Pack your sleeping bag, grab your calculator, and celebrate geekdom with this humorous and empowering middle grade novel by the acclaimed author of Standing for Socks. Nerd Camp, here we come!

Ten-year-old Gabe has just been accepted to the Summer Center for Gifted Enrichment. That means he’ll be spending six weeks at sleepaway camp, writing poetry and perfecting logic proofs. S.C.G.E. has been a summer home to some legendary middle-school smarty-pants (and future Jeopardy! contestants), but it has a reputation for being, well, a Nerd Camp. S.C.G.E = Smart Camp for Geeks and Eggheads.
But is Gabe really a geek? He’s never thought about it much—but that was before he met Zack, his hip, LA-cool, soon-to-be stepbrother. Gabe worries that Zack will see him only as a nerd, until a wild summer at camp—complete with a midnight canoe ride to “Dead Man’s Island”—helps Gabe realize that he and Zack have the foundations for a real friendship.
This clever, fun read from Elissa Brent Weissman is full of great minor characters (like a bunkmate who solves math problems in his sleep) and silly subplots (like the geekiest lice outbreak ever). Adjust your head-gear, pack your camp bag, and get ready to geek out!

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781442417045
Publisher: Atheneum Books for Young Readers
Publication date: 05/22/2012
Edition description: Reprint
Pages: 261
Sales rank: 278,010
Product dimensions: 5.12(w) x 7.62(h) x 0.80(d)
Age Range: 8 - 12 Years

About the Author

Elissa Brent Weissman is the author of The Short Seller, Nerd Camp, Nerd Camp 2.0, Standing for Socks, The Trouble with Mark Hopper, and the editor of Our Story Begins. She lives in Baltimore, Maryland. Visit her at

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Nerd Camp GABE
It was so late that it was almost tomorrow. Gabe had been awake later than this only once before. That was New Year’s Eve, and his mom had let him have a sleepover with some of his math team friends. Rather than counting down to the new year when it was just ten seconds away, like most people, at 8:00 p.m. they figured out how many seconds there were until the ball dropped and then counted down ten seconds occasionally throughout the night (at 8:32 they counted down from 12,480 to 12,470).

He thought now of figuring out how many seconds there were until his train tomorrow, but that would probably just make him more excited and anxious, and Gabe needed to stop thinking about tomorrow so he could sleep.

He couldn’t help being excited about the future—the future with my new brother! he thought, even though he was trying so hard not to think at all. He remembered back to first grade, when his friend Eric’s little sister was born, and how jealous he was. “Can you please have a baby?” he’d asked his mom again and again.

“You need a mom and a dad to have a baby,” his mom had said. “And they have to want to have a baby together.”

Gabe had known even then that that wasn’t going to happen. His mom and dad were divorced—they had been divorced from the time he was a baby himself—and they wouldn’t want to have another baby together, since they didn’t even talk to each other except for a few words when one of them dropped him off with the other.

“You’re enough for me, Gabe,” his mother always told him. “I know you’d like a brother or sister, but I’m sorry. It’s going to be just us.” Sometimes she gave his head a squeeze and added, “You’ve got enough brains for two kids, anyway.”

But Gabe kept hoping that his mom would surprise him. One time, last year, Gabe made the grave mistake of asking her, excitedly, if she was pregnant. That night, she took a big black garbage bag and cleared out the pantry of everything that tasted good, and Gabe had to rely on hanging out at friends’ houses if he wanted to eat anything but leafy greens.

For some reason it never even occurred to him that his dad could be the one to get him a sibling, but that’s what was happening. And the best part was that his new brother was already his age, because his dad was marrying a woman named Carla who also had a son who was ten, Zack. They lived 2,825 miles away in Los Angeles, California (a 6-hour plane ride or 43-hour drive or a 706-hour walk!). They were visiting New York now, and Gabe was going to meet them for the first time—tomorrow! But after they got married at the end of August, Carla and Zack were going to live in New York City with Gabe’s dad, which meant that whenever Gabe went to visit his dad he’d also be visiting his brother.

Manhattan was close enough that Gabe could go visit on weekends. He and Zack could do all the fun city stuff together, like go to the Museum of Natural History, but he could also go home before he had to deal with what he imagined would be annoying things about having a brother 100 percent of the time, like fighting over using the computer or both needing the P volume of the encyclopedia at the same time. Everything about it was perfect, perfect, perfect.

As Gabe lay in bed—his homework done and on his desk even though he wasn’t going to school tomorrow, and his duffel bag packed with clothes to spend two nights in the city—he thought about his new stepbrother. Would Zack look different in person than he did in pictures? Would he be taller or shorter than Gabe? (Gabe hoped they’d be the same.) Would he wear glasses for reading or distance? (Gabe’s were for both.) Would he prefer chocolate or vanilla (Gabe liked vanilla), fiction or nonfiction (Gabe liked both equally), multiplication or division (Gabe preferred division, the longer the better)? It doesn’t matter, Gabe decided. I’ll like him no matter what, because we’re going to be brothers.

Gabe fell asleep smiling. He was going to love his new brother. They were going to become best friends.

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Nerd Camp 4.7 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 27 reviews.
mreese More than 1 year ago
This was a great, funny chapter book. The story is about a 10 year old boy name Gabe, who is okay with being smart, but may be being cool is the way to go. Gabe is excited to be accepted to Nerd Camp, but once he is there, he must decide if his adventures there are too cool or too nerdy. He does this the nerdiest way he knows how- with a logic proof. The adventures Gabe has at camp are really funny and entertaining. Kids can really relate to the plot and the characters in this story. Elissa Brent Weissman does a terrific job with developing them. Their dialogue and their actions are so believable. Behind all the humor in the book, there is a lesson. We don't have to change for anybody, and we should like who we are. We can learn a lot from each other, whether we are cool or a nerd. It was a terrific read!!
Ravenswood_Reviews More than 1 year ago
ELISSA BRENT WEISSMAN'S "NERD CAMP" (REVIEW) This is a fantastic book for kids from ages 8 to 12. I just finished it and it is not only an entertaining story but it's fun and teaches a kids a valuable lesson about how important it is to just be themselves. The story is written with just the right amount of humor to keep you interested and even teaches you a few interesting facts along the way! I would definitely recommend this book to children of this age group and even to adults that enjoy a good middle grade book read from time to time. Elissa Weissman writes with knowledge and the kind of humor that is somewhat reminiscent of the "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" series. I really loved this book and have passed it on to my daughter who was just dying to add it to her collection to read. -Kitty Bullard / Great Minds Think Aloud Book Club
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Nerd Camp is a great laugh for kids 8-12. It really draws you in and makes you want to read all day. Gabe is really smart and is so excited to be accepted into this extra education camp. It got the name by....well you have to read to find out. Read about Gabe and his friends on their nerdy adventures! - Young Mind Reporter
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book was awsome. I recommend it to anyone. It keeps you off the edge of your seat and you even learn while being entertained. Best book ever!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Best ever read it it is for all ages
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Read this over the summer good so amazing
Seaberg Family Account More than 1 year ago
Love it!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love this book.
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we were moving suppliys to the other side of the room we just got back from a fieldtrip and we stoped at burgar king for lunch he got 2 crowns in the trade we do different things one of them is pumbing there was a toilet thing and brad put the one crown on upside down on his head then the other on up right then grabed a broom and said on the toilet and did a stupid weird accent and said "z is z royal throne" pointing at the toilet then said "z is the royal butt beater staff" tapping the broom againt the ground then he pointed at curtis and said "and u r my nut sack" i fell over laughing he says everything with a straight face its so hilarious then curtis pushed me forward and said um no she is brad looked at me and said no she is my slave bow to me my slave so i did it was hilarous ud have to be there to understand and if u were u wouldnt be able to breathe cause ud laugh so hard
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I saw this book at barnes and noble and it was ten bucks! It is cheaper and veru funn
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Worst book ive ever read
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This is a funny book for all ages and just keeps you wanting to read more!!
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Great book this is a must read.
thenewyouktimes More than 1 year ago
This book is great. It's a great summer read for kids. So I truly liked this book! So you should read this book.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Im a nerd, and i'm proud!!! And this was a nice book.
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My friend is reading this book and she says it is amazing but, i don't know if i should get it or not. What do you guys think?
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Mountainclan territory ~Banditstar
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