Of Spice and Men (Pancake House Mystery Series #3)

Of Spice and Men (Pancake House Mystery Series #3)

by Sarah Fox

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Lights. Camera. Murder? Wildwood Cove’s star turn is soured by a sneaky killer in this delicious cozy mystery from the USA Today bestselling author of The Crêpes of Wrath.

Bonus content: includes original recipes inspired by the Flip Side Pancake House menu!

With a Hollywood film crew in town to shoot a remake of the horror classic The Perishing, the residents of Wildwood Cove are all abuzz. Even Marley McKinney, owner of The Flip Side Pancake House, can overlook the fact that the lead actress, Alyssa Jayde, happens to be an old flame of her boyfriend. After all, the crew loves Marley’s crêpes—so much so that Christine, the head makeup artist, invites her onset for a behind-the-scenes tour. But when Marley arrives, the special-effects trailer is on fire . . . with Christine inside.

The cops quickly rule Christine’s death a murder, and Alyssa a suspect. Marley’s boyfriend insists that the actress is innocent, but when Marley sticks her nose into the complicated lives of The Perishing’s cast and crew, she discovers more questions than answers. It seems that everyone has a hidden agenda—and a plausible motive. And as the horror spills over from the silver screen, Marley gets a funny feeling that she may be the killer’s next victim.

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Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780425285114
Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
Publication date: 11/07/2017
Series: Pancake House Mystery Series , #3
Sold by: Random House
Format: NOOK Book
Pages: 256
Sales rank: 45,877
File size: 6 MB

About the Author

USA Today bestselling author Sarah Fox was born and raised in Vancouver, British Columbia, where she developed a love for mysteries at a young age. When not writing novels or working as a legal writer, she is often reading her way through a stack of books or spending time outdoors with her English Springer Spaniel.

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Chapter 1

A small flame flickered to life, dancing up from the pile of kindling in the large stone fireplace. I carefully added some larger pieces of wood, gently blowing on the flame, coaxing it to grow and spread. More flames erupted, consuming the kindling with greed before igniting the small logs I’d placed on top of the tinder. Soon, a full-fledged fire was roaring, radiating warmth and an orange glow into the dining area of The Flip Side Pancake House.

I stepped back to admire the effect. The crackling fire added to the cozy atmosphere of the pancake house, created in part by its rustic wood beams and dark flooring. I’d thoroughly enjoyed the recent summer months, spending my free time on Wildwood Beach and swimming in the ocean, but I didn’t mind that the weather had changed a couple of weeks back, steadily getting cooler as summer morphed into fall.

This morning had dawned even cooler than the previous ones, prompting me to put the stone fireplace to use. With drizzling rain adding to the chill of the air, I knew The Flip Side’s diners would appreciate the extra warmth.
After setting the protective screen back into place in front of the fire, I brushed my hands off on my jeans and surveyed the rest of the dining area. The time was creeping toward seven o’clock, opening time, and I now had everything ready to go. Turning as I heard the sound of the front door opening, I smiled when I saw Leigh Hunter, The Flip Side’s full-time waitress, coming in out of the morning drizzle, her jacket’s hood up to protect her bleached-blond hair from the rain.

“Morning, Marley,” she said as the door fell shut behind her. Before I had a chance to return the greeting, she took in the sight of the fire crackling merrily across the room. “First fire of the season. Nice!” She rubbed her hands together. “It’s a perfect day for it.”

“That’s what I thought,” I said.

She shrugged out of her rain jacket and headed for the break room. As she disappeared from sight, the front door opened again, this time admitting sixteen-year-old Sienna Murray. Sienna had worked full-time at The Flip Side during the summer and hadn’t wanted to give up the job completely when she returned to school, so she was now coming in on weekends. The teenager had grown out her hair over the past three months. She still had magenta streaks, but her dark hair now reached her shoulders, and it was currently damp from the rain.

“A fire!” she exclaimed happily after we’d said good morning. “So cozy.” She approached the stone hearth and held out her hands to warm them. “Did you see all the trailers? It’s so exciting that there’s going to be actual Hollywood actors in Wildwood Cove.”

“I didn’t see the trailers,” I said. “I came my usual way along the beach. Where are they?”

“Along Wildwood Road, near where Shady Lane branches off to the south.”

“Makes sense. I heard they’ll be doing a lot of filming at the Abbott house on Shady Lane.”

“Yep. The production company is paying for the Abbotts to stay at our place while the filming’s going on,” she said, referring to her family’s waterfront bed-and-breakfast, located three properties away from my own beachfront Victorian. “I wish they’d picked my house for the movie. It’s not spooky-looking like the Abbott house, though.” She glanced at the clock on the wall and rubbed her hands together one last time. “I’d better go get ready.”

As she hurried off down the hall to the break room, I headed for the front door to flip the closed sign to open. I had to agree with Sienna that it was exciting to have a Hollywood production here in our small seaside town on the Olympic Peninsula. I didn’t keep up with recent feature film releases and I didn’t make a point of following the lives of Hollywood stars, but it would be cool to have Wildwood Cove appear on the big screen.

Back when I lived in Seattle, I’d seen movies filmed now and then in various parts of the city, and I knew that watching a scene being filmed could get boring with the repeated takes, but the energy the upcoming production had injected into the town was infectious and I knew I’d probably check out the main shooting location at some point during the week.

The arrival of the production had another benefit—good business. While some of the cast and crew would be lodging in Port Townsend or Port Angeles, having them working in Wildwood Cove meant more business for The Flip Side and other eateries around town. The cast and crew would have access to some food on set, but already a few people attached to the production had ventured into the pancake house for a meal. Filming was scheduled to begin the next morning and several members of the crew were already here, getting ready for the shoot. Some of the actors had probably arrived by now, too.

Leaning in close to the glass door, I peered out at the dull morning. The Flip Side’s front door opened onto a paved promenade that ran along the top of Wildwood Beach, and at the moment both the promenade and the beach were deserted. No doubt the damp and chilly weather had kept many of the town’s early risers indoors.

Still, I knew I didn’t have to worry. Rain or shine, most of The Flip Side’s regulars would appear at some point, and hopefully others would join them.

With no one to serve yet, I followed Sienna as she passed through the swinging door into the kitchen while Leigh stayed behind, tying a red apron around her waist. Although I was only seconds behind Sienna, she was already chatting about the movie when I reached the kitchen.

“I’m hoping I’ll get to see Chase Lowman,” she was saying to Tommy Park, assistant to The Flip Side’s chef, Ivan Kaminski. “He’s pretty hot, even though he’s a bit on the old side.”

I nearly choked on the air I was breathing in. “He’s what? In his mid-thirties?”

Her eyes widened as she realized what she’d said. “Thirty-six. You’re younger than that, Marley.”

“By three years.”

“Um . . .” Sienna tried to backtrack. “I meant he’s hot and really young?”

I tried to look unimpressed, but Tommy was stifling a laugh and I was more amused than anything.

“It’s all right,” I assured her. “I get that thirty-six seems almost ancient when you’re sixteen.”

She smiled with relief. “I’d better get back out front.”

As she left the kitchen, Ivan muttered under his breath, “Ridiculous.”

I looked at the burly chef with surprise. He was in the midst of slicing up some bell peppers, thunk-thunking his knife against the cutting board with obvious irritation, his typical scowl surlier than usual.

“She didn’t mean anything by it,” I told him, thinking he was insulted by what Sienna had said about Chase Lowman, who was younger than the chef by nearly ten years.

“Not Sienna,” he said as he continued slicing the peppers. “The movie.”

“Not a horror fan?” Tommy guessed.

“Not a remake fan,” Ivan corrected. “Especially when it’s a remake of a classic.”

“The Perishing is a classic?” I said, once again surprised.

Ivan glared at me. “Haven’t you seen it?”

I tried not to shrink beneath his fierce gaze. “I wasn’t even born when it came out.” His scowl intensified and I realized maybe that wasn’t the best thing to have said. “Besides,” I went on quickly, “I don’t really watch horror movies. I fell asleep in the first ten minutes of Night of the Living Dead, and that was it for me and the horror genre.”

I flinched when Ivan pointed the tip of his knife at me.

“You’ve missed out.” He glowered at me for another second before going back to his food preparation.

“Are you going to watch this version of The Perishing when it comes out?” Tommy asked me.

“Sure. It’ll be cool to see all the familiar locations.”

“You should watch the original first,” Ivan muttered.

“Maybe I will. Maybe that’s what Lisa and I will watch for our next movie night,” I said, referring to one of my closest friends in Wildwood Cove.

Ivan still didn’t look pleased, but that wasn’t unusual for him. I could hear voices other than Leigh’s and Sienna’s coming from beyond the kitchen, so I headed for the door.

“I’d better get out there.”

Leaving Ivan and Tommy to their work, I joined Leigh and Sienna out in the dining area. Two tables had been claimed by early-morning diners, and I stopped to say hello to them before retreating to The Flip Side’s office, knowing the two waitresses could handle the front of the house on their own for the time being.

More than an hour passed before I finished up my last administrative task and returned to the dining area to see how things were going. The restaurant was fairly busy now, but Leigh and Sienna were managing well, so when I spotted a familiar face across the room, I decided to take a few minutes to chat.

“Morning,” I greeted Chloe Collins, my boyfriend’s younger sister. “How are things going?”

“Good,” she replied as I pulled out the chair across from her and settled into it. “How about you?”


Chloe leaned forward, her blue eyes bright with excitement. “Guess who I saw this morning.”

“Someone from the movie?” I figured that was a safe guess considering her enthusiasm.

“Yes. And not just any somebody. Chase Lowman!”

“So he’s arrived, then.”

“Definitely. And he brought his cute dog, an Australian shepherd, I think. He was heading for the beach to take a walk. He didn’t seem to mind about the rain. Some Hollywood stars probably wouldn’t be caught dead getting their hair wet.”

“Did you talk to him?”

Disappointment replaced some of the excitement in her eyes. “No, I didn’t have the nerve.”

“He’ll be around for a while. Maybe you’ll have another chance.”

“I hope so. He’s even better looking in person than he is on the screen. And I loved him in Forever Gone. He’s not just eye candy. He’s actually quite a good actor.”

“He was good in Forever Gone,” I agreed. “That’s one of the few movies I’ve seen in the theater over the last couple of years.”

Sienna delivered a plate of blueberry crumble pancakes to our table, and after tucking her blond hair behind her ear, Chloe started in on her breakfast.

“Whatever happened with the lead actress in The Perishing?” I asked, remembering some of the talk I’d overheard in the pancake house over the last couple of weeks. “Didn’t she have to pull out?”

Chloe nodded as she chewed and swallowed. “She was in a car accident and broke her leg. Had to have surgery.” She paused for a sip of coffee. “The production company had to rush to replace her.”

“I’m assuming they did find a replacement, seeing as they’re still going forward with things tomorrow.”

“They did, but I’m not sure who it is.” She dug her phone out of her purse as she chewed another bite of pancake.

 “I can probably find out online.”

A group of four entered The Flip Side then, so I pushed back my chair. “I’d better give Leigh and Sienna a hand. Talk to you again soon?”

“Definitely,” Chloe said as she opened the Internet browser on her phone.

I returned to the office to grab my red apron and was soon back at the front of the house, ready to take orders and serve meals. I delivered two plates of mushroom asparagus crêpes to one table and headed back to grab the coffeepot to offer refills. On my way, I passed Chloe’s table. She still had her phone out, but she was staring at it with stunned eyes, all the color gone from her face.

I put a hand on her back. “Chloe? What’s wrong?”

She shoved her phone into her purse and swallowed hard. “Nothing. I just . . . I’m not feeling too well.”

“Was it the food?” I asked with alarm, eyeing the remains of her pancakes.

“No,” she said quickly. “It’s my head. I think I might be getting a migraine.” She pulled some bills out of her wallet and put them on the table. “Can I leave this with you?”

“Of course.”

She pushed back her chair and grabbed her jacket.

“I hope you feel better soon.”

“Thanks, Marley,” she said, already on her way to the door.

I watched her go, puzzled and concerned. Whatever had sent her rushing out of the pancake house, it certainly wasn’t a migraine.

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Of Spice and Men 3.8 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 12 reviews.
GratefulGrandma More than 1 year ago
I enjoyed this third addition to the Pancake House Mystery seies. Of Spice and Men by Sarah Fox is a fun cozy with more to the story than just solving a murder. Marley McKinney is a strong protagonist and is quite realistic. She could be anyone's friend and business owner. One thing I like about this series, is that Marley owns a business and actually spends time at it, not just investigating a murder. She also has real feelings such as jealousy, when she finds out that the lead actress in the movie filming in town used to be her boyfriend Brett's fiancee. Wildwood Cove is full of excitment with the arrival of the Hollywood movie crew, producing a remake of a cult classic. Luckily for the patrons of The Flipside, Marley's pancake house, the distraction does not ruin the delicious treats that come out of the kitchen. The descriptions of the food will make your mouth water. Marley's staff have stars in their eyes and when they are invited by Christine, the film's head make-up artist, to take a tour behind the scenes, Marley takes her up on the offer. Hoping the distraction will keep her emotions in check, after seeing Brett and Alyssa Jayde in a questionable hug, Marley heads over to the Christine's trailer, and finds it on fire. Marley dashes inside and drags Christine to safety, but she does not survive. When the coroner rules her death as foul play, (she was strangled), the leading lady, Alyssa is arrested. Brett is sure Alyssa is innocent, so Marley hits the streets to see if she can find the real killer, and repair her relationship with Brett I like the background theme of this series, a pancake house. Marley is a great main character who uses her intelligence and friendly personality to gather information. The character has developed and matured as the series moves along. There were several suspects in the murder and the story did slow down a bit in the middle, but as the story started giving up its clues, it quickly showed who the culprit was. I also liked that there was no super rescue at the end, Marley was able to help herself so that when the police arrived, it was just another character that needed their help. For those of you that enjoy humorous cozies with quirky characters, this is not for you. If you enjoy a culinary cozy (with recipes) that are small town, with smart characters, then pick this one up. Overall, I enjoyed this story and will continue to read this series. I rounded up my rating from 3.5 stars to 4.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Boring. Skipped most of it.
ItsANovelThing More than 1 year ago
Of Spice and Men takes place in a coastal town in Washington. The main characters include Marley (owner of the restaurant The Flip Side), her boyfriend Brett, as well has her co-workers and friends. The story begins when a big Hollywood production company comes to town to shoot part of their remake of a cult horror classic. All the ladies in town are hoping to get a glimpse of the hunky actor Chase Lowman. Marley and her youngest staff member, Sienna, end up befriending some of the production crew while they are dining at The Flip Side and offer them a tour of the makeup and special effects trailer later that evening. But as they get to the production sight, something is wrong. The trailer they are supposed to be visiting is on fire! At first everyone thinks it is a tragic accident, but the detective soon arrives to deem it MURDER! Marley, being the amateur sleuth she is, begins investigating the matter herself, with some unlikely help from other cast members and neighbors, to uncover who was behind the murder, and why. The author did an exemplary job at describing the town setting, right before several storms roll in, and I could easily picture her entire little town, and I long to be there. It sounds fantastic and cozy. I was not all too fond of the subplot with Marley's and Brett's relationship issues, I tend to not like much extra (romantic) drama in my cozy mysteries, but in the end I was pleased.
dibbylodd More than 1 year ago
A fun and interesting mystery. Good characters, especially with the eccentricities of the movie people added in. Is anyone who they seem? Are is it all part of a script? Fun stuff.
SewWrite More than 1 year ago
Life is turned upside down for Marley when a film crew comes to town to remake the movie The Perishing. It starts when she arrives at her boyfriend's house to find the beautiful star of the film standing on the porch hugging him. When the stunning actress is accused of murder and asks her ex for help, Marley must step up, put her jealousy aside and find the real killer if she wants any chance of saving her relationship. This is a fun series with lots of great characters. We learn a lot about Brett's past in this story. I enjoyed watching the relationships grow in this story. One of my favorite characters is Ivan, he is the strong silent type but, I feel like more of his personality comes out in each new book.
MeezCarrie More than 1 year ago
I really like Marley’s character. She’s the kind of person I would want to be friends with – and of course I would be camped out at her pancake house, the Flip Side. Her amateur sleuthing isn’t unrealistic or eye-roll inducing. It just feels like a natural part of her character to be curious and research/ask questions/poke around on her own. She doesn’t take true risks without letting someone know or taking someone with her. Usually. Because what kind of amateur sleuth would she be if she didn’t sometimes creep out on her own to investigate that weird noise. The film set in the small coastal town of Wildwood Cove added more layers to the town, as well as to the plot. It was interesting to see how these temporarily-in-town characters played off the established citizens and especially the restaurant staff, etc. I really enjoy the character dynamics in this series overall, and adding the movie cast and crew didn’t disrupt it too much. Bottom Line: Grab a stack of your favorite waffles or crepes (there are some recipes conveniently included in the back pages), a steaming mug of hot cocoa or coffee, and settle in for a great mystery read full of things that go bump in the night. A maybe haunted house, a beleaguered film set, and a murder to solve – just as the air turns crisp and the skies hang heavy and gray. Well-plotted with great characters and a quaint setting! (I voluntarily reviewed a complimentary copy of this book)
KrisAnderson_TAR More than 1 year ago
Of Spice and Men by Sarah Fox is the third installment in A Pancake House Mystery series. A film crew from Hollywood is in town to do a remake of the horror film The Perishing. Marley McKinney is looking forward to the extra business the movie people will bring to The Flip Side Pancake House. Marley and Sienna get invited by Christine Gallant, a special effects make-up artist, for a behind the scenes tour. They arrive to find the trailer door unlocked and a fire inside. Marley (with a little help) rescues Christine from the burning trailer, but it is too late. Sheriff Ray Georgeson arrives and Christine’s death is ruled a homicide. Alyssa Jayde, an actress, is the prime suspect. Brett, Marley’s boyfriend and Alyssa’s ex-boyfriend, defends Alyssa. Marley starts asking questions and ends up with a lengthy suspect list. Who killed Christine? Can Marley clear Alyssa’s name and find the killer? Marley’s curiosity just might be her undoing! Of Spice and Men is an easy to read story. I recommend reading the first two books in the series prior to Of Spice and Men. I found the book heavy on romance and jealousy (and light on mystery). I felt too much of the book was devoted to Brett and Marley’s romance. Marley was jealous of Brett’s ex-girlfriend and she handled the situation poorly (immaturely). We are subjected to countless chapters on this situation along with storms that are plaguing the area and Marley talking to (and about) Flapjack (her cat). The author seemed to use the same verbiage when she was discussing Flapjack (copy and paste). I am giving Of Spice and Men 3 out of 5 stars. The murder of Christine was easily solved. It is not difficult to identify the culprit. The killer’s motive, though, was interesting. Of Spice and Men is a light cozy mystery. Many readers will enjoy visiting the charming town and the characters who inhabit it.
CozyUpWithKathy More than 1 year ago
a solid addition to the series OF SPICE AND MEN by Sarah Fox The Third Pancake House Mystery Although not a fan of horror films Marley McKinney is excited that a Hollywood production crew is filming a remake of a horror classic in Wildwood Cove. But excitement turns to true horror when Marley and Sienna find the head make-up artist's trailer on fire with the artist still inside. The horror continues when Marley discovers the lead actress in the arms of her boyfriend and learns that they once lived together. Marley can't help getting involved into what has become a murder investigation and while trying to find justice for the victim she also has to come to terms with Brett's past and his ongoing belief in his ex's innocence. A difficult task when Marley thinks the woman could easily be guilty. OF SPICE AND MEN brings in a lot of new characters to serve as suspects, victims, and foils, an important thing as a small town has only so many residents to kill and be killed! Included in these new characters is a woman who puts Marley's and Brett's relationship to the test. For as much as the book is about the mystery, it's also about the relationships between its characters. I really enjoy the Pancake House mystery series from the ambiance of the seaside town, to the residents (especially my crush, Chef Ivan), and the delightful dishes served at The Flip Side, not to mention the various mysteries. OF SPICE AND MEN is a solid addition to the series providing an intriguing, well thought out mystery. My only quibble is the plausibility of the penultimate confrontation. That being said, it was exciting and a good read! Recipes included. FTC Disclosure – The publisher sent me a digital ARC provided through NetGalley, in the hopes I would review it.
BookloverUT More than 1 year ago
Everyone is excited that a film crew is remaking an old horror movie in Wildwood Cove. Marley McKinney, owner of The Flip Side Pancake House, is elated when they keep returning for her crêpes. But, she’s dismayed to find her boyfriend embracing his ex, Alyssa, on his front porch. When Christine, the head makeup artist, invites her onset for a behind-the-scenes tour, Marley is shocked to find the special-effects trailer on fire with Christine inside. Christine’s death is ruled a murder, and Alyssa is the main suspect. Marley’s boyfriend insists that the actress is innocent, but is she willing to push her feelings aside to find the truth before she’s next on the killer’s list? This was a great addition to this cozy mystery series. Marley is a great protagonist who uses her intelligence and style to infiltrate the cast and crew to discover their secrets. The romantic tension between Marley and her boyfriend gave me more impetus to keep turning the pages. And, the recipes at the end of the book kept my hunger satisfied. I can’t wait until the next Pancake House mystery. An advanced readers copy was received in exchange for an honest review.
Sue_H More than 1 year ago
MOVIE AND MURDER. Of Spice and Men is the book in the Pancake House series. This is a wonderfully written cozy mystery. The book is a standalone with no cliffhanger, though it is open-ended for future books in the series. Though the storyline is average, I really enjoyed this book. It is a perfect read for a day tucked under a blanket in front of a fire, sitting on the beach, a porch swing, you get the picture. There is some violence. The book blurb adequately describes the storyline so I'm not going to repeat all that info here. The author did a good job of summarizing the storyline from the first two books for new readers as well as describing the setting of Wildwood Cove. Once again Marley finds herself in the middle of a murder investigation. There are a lot of clues in the storyline that keep you guessing what twists and turns will be revealed next. I look forward to reading more of Sarah Fox's books.
citrus_sunshine More than 1 year ago
I received a free copy from NetGalley in exchange for an honest review. I LOVE the setting. I like hearing numerous descriptions of the ocean and of the pancake house. I like hearing what is being served to people because I like dreaming of these flavors. So this series is becoming a favorite. A haunted house movie being filmed in the fall makes for a fabulous set up. The romance is not over the top. The ex-girlfriend showing up brings expected tropes. It isn't my favorite trope, but I have read worse. Thankfully, we are not dragged into a long drawn out romance issue. It just shows up a couple times and seems to be realistic. The part that I didn't like and the primary reason for the 3 stars is the murder. The reasoning behind the murder is too exaggerated. Without giving away too many spoilers, it seems like an extreme action to cover a much less bad action. Overall, I would read this one just to visit the pancake house again even if this mystery isn't my favorite. I will be visiting the pancake house again.
KathleenC55 More than 1 year ago
“Of Spice and Men” earns 5/5 Stacks of Pumpkin Crêpes…Murderously Fun! Again, I was excited to have the opportunity to read the newest release in Sarah Fox’s Pancake House Mystery series, “Of Spice and Men,” and totally entertained with revisiting the well-developed and sometimes quirky characters (even the ‘fur’ friends), and being absorbed in another clever mystery. This time Sarah has a Hollywood-twist with a movie crew invading Wildwood Cove. Everyone is all abuzz by the prospect of having their town being center stage, and Marley McKinney, owner of The Flip Side, is overjoyed with the extra business from the cast and crew who find her crêpes delicious. I greatly enjoy Sarah’s style of writing as the her ‘twists’ come early with Marley invited to the set, but finds the special-effects makeup artist Christine is a real-life victim of a trailer fire; the police are labeling it murder. Ok, it gets even better when Sarah adds ‘turns' with Marley discovering her boyfriend’s ex was the replacement lead in the film, Alyssa Jayde, who rivals any full-of-herself diva, and then, hold on, here it comes! The ex needs someone to clear her name from the ‘prime suspect’ list. Yeah! What an exciting start! Marley finds curious visitors, tensions on set, jealousies, missing props, and threats overheard “burn your whole career down to a pile of ashes!” All this and well-written drama, a few giggles, continuing romance, a ‘What? No, watch out!’ ending, and delicious easy-to-follow recipes straight from The Flip Side kitchen: Pumpkin Waffles and a Basic Crêpes recipe for those tasty fillings for Pumpkin Crêpes and Apple Crêpes. "Disclosure: A review copy of this book was selected by me from NetGalley. All of the above opinions are my own.”