Party School

Meet Dylan Mills. No biggie. High school senior, glee club dropout, and fifth-string hockey goalie, he's a likable underachiever set to attend Party School, a small-town college notorious for raucous celebration.

The only thing is, Dylan doesn't party. All he cares about is his high school girlfriend, Rosemary Silversmith. Rosemary is everything to Dylan: she's incredible; his parents adore her. She's, like, the one thing he seems to have done right in his whole life.

Unfortunately, Rosemary...