Pets Who Want to Kill Themselves: Featuring over 150 Suicidal Pets!

Pets Who Want to Kill Themselves: Featuring over 150 Suicidal Pets!

by Duncan Birmingham


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Who could blame Mr. Whiskers for trying to high-dive from a penthouse window or Fluffy for crawling into a washing machine? After being dressed up for Halloween, married off in elaborate weddings, toted everywhere in baby backpacks, or just plain coddled within an inch of their sanity by obsessively doting owners, these pets are on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Or worse. They’d call the suicide hotline–but they don’t have fingers.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780307589880
Publisher: Crown/Archetype
Publication date: 12/01/2009
Pages: 160
Product dimensions: 4.90(w) x 6.40(h) x 0.50(d)

About the Author

DUNCAN BIRMINGHAM has worked as a teacher, a newspaper reporter, and a Big Foot expert for The Weekly World News. He writes for film and TV in Los Angeles. For the record, he loves a good cat wedding.

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Pets Who Want to Kill Themselves: Featuring over 150 Suicidal Pets! 2.9 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 7 reviews.
meggyweg on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
Meh. Not funny. Just a bunch of pictures of pets wearing hideous costumes that must have been hot and uncomfortable; some animals even had their fur dyed, which I think is wrong. Even the snarky captions weren't funny. I didn't even chuckle.
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I got the sample and it was the first four pages, which is the company info! This sample is no good, just like everything else nook sells. I am not satisfide. It is probebly a great book, but, one star for nooks poor preformence. Sorry! Get the book, not the sample. Trust me.... I would give the sample a zero star if I could But, the book is probebly great! ^^"
Moriyah Gutierrrez More than 1 year ago
Hopefully it iz good
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
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