Table of Contents
Preface: About Me, Phil xi
Introduction xix
Chapter 1 Weird Things Happen to Weird People 1
Chapter 2 Whales Aren't Meant to Die Alone on Beaches 7
Chapter 3 I Know What You Want Because I Want the Same Things 15
Chapter 4 Here's What's Next: We Go Green 21
Chapter 5 To Be or Not to Be … That Is the Question 27
Chapter 6 Why Trust God If I Think He's a Jerk? 33
Chapter 7 The Biggest Question Ever 43
Chapter 8 We're All Meant to Be 51
Chapter 9 A Letter to Alex 61
Chapter 10 New Drugs, Old Promises 73
Chapter 11 My Misadventures with Social Media 81
Chapter 12 Being a Loser 87
Chapter 13 Take Out the Trash? 97
Chapter 14 The Oversexualization of the Population 101
Chapter 15 Rewiring and Renewal 111
Chapter 16 The Escape Artist 121
Chapter 17 Choosing to Choose 131
Chapter 18 A Haircut + A Hero = My Mullet + Josiah 137
Chapter 19 The ADD Poster Child 147
Chapter 20 We All Need the Odd Rescue 157
Chapter 21 Shut Up and Talk 167
Chapter 22 Burned Bread = Toast (Stay Focused) 175
Chapter 23 Generation Smart 181
Chapter 24 Thought for Food 187
Acknowledgments 193
About the Author 201
