Scanned & Stuffed: Taken by the Horny Self-Checkout Machine

One horny self-checkout. One trapped shop assistant. One very unexpected item in the bagging area.

All I wanted was to finish my shift and go home. Instead, a storm knocked the power out and locked me in TartanMart with the most infuriating self-checkout machine in Scotland.

Unit 69X is glitchy, smug, weirdly possessive, and far too interested in scanning more than my shopping. He knows my name. He knows what I like. And thanks to one very well-timed lightning strike, he's no longer content t...