Scrooge, the Vampire

With Ebenezer Scrooge, there's something wrong, really wrong! The old codger smells, he keeps the counting house freezing, people are going missing. His affable clerk, Bob Cratchit wants to know.

The whole sordid truth is that SCROOGE is a VAMPIRE, made so my Jacob Marley and bent on making those about him miserable.

But Bob Cratchit has a deep, dark secret, too! He's a STAKER, or skilled vampire hunter, swift with the stake who meets with others in a small church in the clearing. Their miss...