Second Edition

In retrospect, it might not have been the wisest idea to hand in my v-card to a hot librarian I picked up at my mother's cocktail party.

In my defense, the man has a French accent, gray hair, and knows a lot about books. The cards were really stacked against me making good choices, folks.

I was probably naïve to expect a call after that, but when he didn't, it hurt to accept he didn't feel that same connection I did.

If that isn't a sign you need to make a change, I don't know what is. Too bad...