Skeletaxonomy

ARE YOU WANING? WAXING? CRESCENT? FEELING GIBBOUS?

The Planet Scumm Institute for "Skeletaxonomy" is recruiting volunteers for a clinical trial of scummicillin, a probacterial designed to treat symptoms associated with body solidity, three-dimensionality, and organ, uh... having.

If you've experienced one of the following, you may be eligible to participate in our study:

- Complications from one or more fullbody skeletal replacements

- Out-of-body experiences brought about by illicit virtual r...