Star-lord: Grounded

Peter Quill might have been born on Earth, but he's been away a long time. And now that the Guardians of the Galaxy have gone and gotten themselves stranded on terra firma, how does a man go from soaring through the stars as the legendary Star-Lord to living with his feet planted firmly on the ground? What kind of job options are available for a guy whose résumé mostly consists of "guarding the galaxy"? And with all the dangers he has faced and survived, could anything prepare him for…commu...