Thank You, Next: A perfect, uplifting and funny romantic comedy

Seriously, why do guys on dating apps think I want a picture of what's in their pants? I could open an art gallery with the collection I've got.

Zoe really doesn't want to die alone and surrounded by cats. But it's not looking good: she's had sex precisely twice in the last year, and her feline friend isn't the kind of male company she wants in bed...

Her top dating disasters include:

1) The guy who kissed her hand, took out a violin and serenaded her in public.

2) The guy who force-fed her oys...