The Apocalypse Survival Guide to Your Apocalypse Survival Kit: The Ready for Anything Edition

Did you know that a dust mask can keep raiders away? That gullible co-survivors can keep you fuller longer than tree bark and driveway gravel? That a first aid kit will make you immune from all blame? That a moist towelette can make you the stuff of nightmares? Of course you don't. You haven't read this guide yet.This guide is the result of extensive and pain staking research performed on Apocalypse Survival Labs' clueless interns, ex-employees, and large assortment of office jerks with poo...