The Corrected Lore of a Famous Philanthropist

This is the story of a very well-known festive character and his epic battle with his nemeses Krampus.

Forget what you think you know about this so-called jolly man. The fairy tale stories are wrong, the movies, even your parents- all wrong, and just plain boring..

Let me explain...

This Santa character is not one to dare describe as fat, potbellied, or the owner of a cute button nose.

He is a savage warrior with muscles on his muscles, tattoos covering his thick limbs, and a sword at his hip...