The Cyclopes' Eye

First, they came for his sister's eye. Now they're coming for his-and what's even worse is he deserves it.

Henry has never had anything good happen to him, period. That's why, after school, he's going to put on his big-boy pants and confess his love to his best friend-because the universe owes him one, dammit, and he needs a win.

But maybe it wasn't the best idea to do it on Drill Day-the one day a month that healthcare conglomerate Axiom infiltrates schools across America to select a new can...