The Dirt on Ninth Grave (Charley Davidson Series #9)

The Dirt on Ninth Grave (Charley Davidson Series #9)

by Darynda Jones

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ISBN-13: 9781466886155
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
Publication date: 01/12/2016
Series: Charley Davidson Series , #9
Sold by: Macmillan
Format: NOOK Book
Pages: 352
Sales rank: 15,329
File size: 1 MB

About the Author

New York Times and USA Today bestselling author DARYNDA JONES won a Golden Heart and a RITA for her manuscript First Grave on the Right. A born storyteller, she grew up spinning tales of dashing damsels and heroes in distress for any unfortunate soul who happened by, annoying man and beast alike. Darynda lives in the Land of Enchantment, also known as New Mexico, with her husband and two beautiful sons, the Mighty, Mighty Jones Boys.

Winner of the 2009 Golden Heart® for Best Paranormal Romance for her manuscript FIRST GRAVE ON THE RIGHT, Darynda can't remember a time when she wasn't putting pen to paper. DARYNDA JONES lives in the Land of Enchantment, also known as New Mexico, with her husband of more than 25 years and two beautiful sons, aka the Mighty, Mighty Jones Boys.

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The Dirt on Ninth Grave


By Darynda Jones

St. Martin's Press

Copyright © 2015 Darynda Jones
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-4668-8615-5


CHAPTER 1

Remember, it's never too late to give LSD a shot.

— T-SHIRT


I stood beside the booth and poured coffee into a beige cup that had the words FIRELIGHT GRILL written across it, wondering if I should tell my customer, Mr. Pettigrew, about the dead stripper sitting next to him. It wasn't every day a dead stripper accosted one of my regulars, but telling Mr. P about her might not be a good idea. He could react the way I did the first time I saw a walking corpse a little over a month ago. I screamed like a twelve-year-old girl and locked myself in the bathroom.

For seven hours.

I admired the rascally old man, a decorated war veteran and retired NYPD detective. He'd seen more action than most. And with it, more atrocity. More depravity and desperation and degradation. He was a tough-as-nails, real-life superhero, and I couldn't picture any situation in which Mr. P would scream like a twelve-year-old girl and lock himself in a bathroom.

For seven hours.

In my own defense, the first dead guy I saw had fallen to his death at a construction site in Kalamazoo. Thanks to a hundred-foot drop and an unfortunate placement of rebar, I had another image to add to my things-I-can-never-unsee collection. Silver linings, baby.

I pulled three creamers out of my apron pocket where I stashed them, mostly because keeping creamers in my jeans pocket never ended well. I placed them on the table beside him.

"Thanks, Janey." He gave me a saucy wink and doctored his coffee, an elixir I'd grown to love more than air. And French fries. And hygiene, but only when I woke up late and was faced with the heart-wrenching decision of either making a cup of the key to life itself or taking a shower. Strangely enough, coffee won. Every. Single. Time.

Mr. P was a regular, and I liked regulars. Whenever one walked into the café I felt a little less lost, a little less broken, as though family had come to visit. As fucked up as it sounded, they were all I had.

A little over a month ago, I woke up in an alley, soaked to the marrow of my bones with freezing rain pelting my face and no memory of who I was. Or where I was. Or when I was. I had nothing but the clothes on my back, a honking big diamond on my ring finger, and a blinding headache. The headache disappeared fairly quickly. Thankfully the clothes and the wedding ring did not. But if I were married, where was my husband? Why had he not come for me?

I'd been waiting since that first day. Day One, I'd called it. I'd been waiting for four weeks, three days, seventeen hours, and twelve minutes. Waiting for him to find me. For anyone to find me.

Surely I had family. I mean, everyone has family, right? Or, at the very least, friends. It would seem, however, that I had neither. No one in Sleepy Hollow — or the entire state of New York — knew who I was.

But that didn't stop me from digging in my raggedly bitten nails and clinging to the knowledge that almost everyone on the planet had someone, and my someone was out there. Somewhere. Searching for me. Scouring the galaxy night and day.

That was my hope, anyway. To be found. To be known. The spiderweb cracks in the shell holding me together were splintering, bleeding into one another, creeping and crackling along the fragile surface. I didn't know how much longer it would hold. How much longer until the pressure inside me exploded. Until it shattered and catapulted the pieces of my psyche into space; to the farthest reaches of the universe. Until I vanished.

It could happen.

The doctors told me I had amnesia.

Right?

Apparently that shit's real. Who knew?

While waiting for Mr. P to scan the menu he knew by heart, I looked out the plate-glass windows of the café at the two worlds before me. I'd realized very soon after waking up that I could see things others couldn't. Dead people, for one thing, but also their realm. Their dimension. And their dimension defined the word cray-cray.

Most people saw only the tangible world. The world in which the wind didn't pass through them but bombarded them, its icy grip only metaphorically slicing through to their bones, because their physical bodies would only let it penetrate so far.

But there was another world all around us. An intangible one where the winds did not go around us but passed through us like searing smoke through air made visible only by a ray of light.

On this particular day, the tangible forecast was partly cloudy with an 80 percent chance of precipitation. The intangible forecast, however, was angry, billowing clouds with a 100 percent chance of thunderous lightning storms and fiery tornadoes swirling in an endless dance over the landscape.

And the colors. The colors were stunning. Oranges and reds and purples, the likes of which were not found in the tangible world, glistened around me, whirled and melded together with each reaction of the capricious weather, as though battling for dominance. Shadows were not gray there but blue and lavender with hints of copper and gold. Water was not blue but variegated shades of orchid and violet and emerald and turquoise.

The clouds parted a few blocks away, and a brilliant light shot down to welcome another soul, to embrace the fortunate spirit that had reached the expiration date of its corporeal form.

That happened fairly often, even in a town the size of Sleepy Hollow. What happened less often, thank goodness, was the opposite. When the ground cracked and parted to reveal a cavernous chasm, to deliver a less fortunate soul — a less deserving one — into darkness.

But not just any darkness. An endless, blinding void a thousand times blacker than the darkest night and a million times deeper.

And the doctors swear there is nothing wrong with me. They can't see what I see. Feel what I feel. Even in my state of absolute amnesia, I knew the world before me was unreal. Unearthly. Unnatural. And I knew to keep it to myself. Self-preservation was a powerful motive.

Either I had some kind of extrasensory perception or I'd done a lot of LSD in my youth.

"He's a doll," the stripper said, her sultry voice dragging me away from the fierce world that raged around me.

She leaned her voluptuous body into him. I wanted to point out the fact that he was old enough to be her father. I could only hope he wasn't.

"His name is Bernard," she said, running a finger down the side of his face, a spaghetti strap slipping down a scraped-up shoulder.

I actually had no idea what she'd done for a living, but from the looks of it, she was either a stripper or a prostitute. She'd caked on enough blue eye shadow to paint the Chrysler Building, and her little black dress revealed more curves than a Slinky. I was only leaning toward stripper because the front of her dress was being held together with Velcro.

I had a thing for Velcro.

Sadly, I couldn't talk to her in front of Mr. P, which was unfortunate. I wanted to know who'd killed her.

I knew how she'd died. She'd been strangled. Black and purple splotches circled her neckline, and the capillaries in her eyes had burst, turning the whites bright red. Not her best look. But I was curious about the situation. How it had evolved. If she'd seen the assailant. If she'd known him. Clearly I had a morbid streak, but I felt this tug at my insides to help her.

Then again, she was dead. As a doornail. In winter. What could I do?

My motto since Day One was to keep my head down and my nose clean. It was none of my business. I didn't want to know how they died. Who they left behind. How lonely they felt. For the most part the departed were like wasps. I didn't bother them. They didn't bother me. And that was how I liked it.

But sometimes I felt a tug, a knee-jerk reaction, when I saw a departed. A visceral desire to do what I could for them. It was instinctual and deep-seated and horridly annoying, so I crawled into a cup of coffee and looked the other way.

"Bernard," she repeated. "Isn't that the cutest name?" Her gaze landed on me in question.

I gave her the barest hint of a nod as Mr. P said, "I guess I'll have the usual, Janey."

He always had the usual for breakfast. Two eggs, bacon, hash browns, and whole-wheat toast.

"You got it, hon." I took the menu from him and walked back to the server's station, where I punched in Mr. P's order even though Sumi, the line cook, was about five feet from me, standing on the other side of the pass-out window, looking slightly annoyed that I didn't just tell her the order since she was about five feet from me, standing on the other side of the pass-out window, looking slightly annoyed.

But there was a protocol in place. A strict set of guidelines I had to follow. My boss, a sassy redhead named Dixie, was only slightly less procedural than a brigadier general.

The stripper giggled at something Mr. P read on his phone. I finished up the order so I could move on to other vexations.

Vexations like LSD, Slinkys, and capillaries. How was it I could remember words like capillaries and brigadier and, hell, vexations and not remember my own name? It made no sense. I'd been going through the alphabet, wracking my brain for a candidate, but I was running out of letters. After S, I had only seven left.

I sought out my coffee cup and picked up where I left off.

Sheila? No.

Shelby? Nope.

Sherry? Not even close.

Nothing felt right. Nothing fit. I just knew if I heard my name, my real name, I'd recognize it instantly and all of my memories would come flooding back in a shimmering tidal wave of recollection. So far the only tidal wave in my life resided in my stomach. It did flip-flops every time a certain regular walked in. A tall, dark regular with jet black hair and an aura to match.

The sound of my coworker's voice brought me back to the present.

"Lost in thought again, sweetie?" She walked up to stand beside me and gave my hip a little nudge. She did that.

Cookie had started working at the café two days after I did. She'd taken the morning shift with me. Started at 7:00 a.m. By 7:02, we were friends. Mostly because we had a lot in common. We were both recent transplants. Both friendless. Both new to the restaurant business and unaccustomed to having people yell at us because their food was too hot or their coffee was too cold.

Okay, cold coffee I understood.

I glanced around my section to make sure I hadn't abandoned any of my customers in their time of need. All two of said customers — three if I included the dead ones — seemed pretty content. Especially the stripper. We were smack dab in the middle of the midmorning lull. It wouldn't last long, however. The lunch crowd would be arriving soon.

"Sorry," I said, busying myself with wiping down the counter.

"What did you say?" She glowered playfully before stuffing a bottle of ketchup into her apron and grabbing two plates off the pass-out window. Her thick black hair had been teased and tugged into a spiky masterpiece that only feigned disorder, but her clothes were another matter altogether. Unless she liked colors bright enough to blind her customers. There was no way to tell, really.

"You have nothing to be sorry for," she said in her stern mommy voice. Which made sense. She was a mother, though I had yet to meet her daughter. She was staying with Cookie's ex while Cookie and her new husband, Robert, got settled into their new digs. "We talked about this, remember? The whole apology thing?"

"Right. Sor —" I stopped mid-sorry, catching myself before I could complete the thought and incur her wrath.

Her scowl turned semi-serious, anyway. One more "sorry" out of me and she'd turn downright nettled.

She bumped a generous hip against mine again and took her customers their lunch. Like me, she had two living customers and one dead one, since the departed man in the corner booth was technically in her section.

It would do him little good. Cookie couldn't see dead people like I could. From what I'd gathered over the recent weeks, no one could see dead people like I could. Seemed like that was my superpower. Seeing dead people and the strange world they lived in. As far as superpowers went, if a vengeful madman hopped up on 24-Hour Sudafed and wielding a broadsword named Thor's Morning Wood ever attacked us, we were screwed. Six ways to Sunday.

I took Mr. P his order while watching Cookie refill her customers' water glasses. They must've been new to the world of Cookie Kowalski-Davidson. She wasn't the most graceful server. That fact became exceedingly evident when the woman reached over Cookie's arm to grab a French fry off her beau's plate. Big mistake. The movement surprised Cookie, and a second later a wall of cold water splashed out of the pitcher and onto the guy's lap.

When the icy liquid landed, he bolted upright and shot out of the booth. "Holy shit," he said, his voice cracking, the sudden chill to his twigs and berries taking his breath away.

The horrified look on Cookie's face was worth the price of admission. "I'm so sorry," she said, trying to right the situation by blotting the large wet spot at his crotch.

She repeated her apologies, frantic as she poured all of her energy into drying the man's nether regions. Either that or she was serving off the menu.

The woman opposite him began to giggle, hiding behind a napkin shyly at first, then more openly when she saw her boyfriend's shocked expression. Her giggles turned into deep belly laughs. She fell across the seat of the booth, her shoulders shaking as she watched Cookie see to her boyfriend's needs.

Yep, they were definitely new. Most of our customers learned early on not to make any quick movements around Cookie. Of course, most wouldn't laugh when a waitress tried to service their lunch date either. I liked her.

After several painfully entertaining moments in which my guileless friend changed her technique from dabbing to outright scrubbing, Cookie finally realized she was polishing her customer's erector set.

She stilled, her face hovering inches from the man's vitals before she straightened, offered the couple a final apology, and returned to the prep area, her back two-by-four straight, her face Heinz-ketchup red.

I used all my energy to hold back the laughter threatening to burst from my chest like a baby alien, but inside I lay in a fetal position, teary and aching from the spasms racking my body. I sobered when she got close. Cleared my throat. Offered her my condolences.

"You know, if you have to keep buying your customers' meals, you're going to end up paying the café to work here instead of vice versa."

She offered a smile made of steel wool. "I am well aware of that, thank you." To suffer her mortification alone, she called out to Sumi, letting her know she was taking a break, then headed to the back.

I adored that woman. She was fun and open and absolutely genuine. And, for some unfathomable reason, she cared for me. Deeply.

My one female customer, a shabby-chic blonde with a bag big enough to sleep in, paid out and left. About two minutes later, Mr. P wandered to the register, ticket in hand, his face infused with a soft pink, his eyes watering with humor. Cookie had entertained the whole place. The stripper followed him. He thumbed through some bills, shaking his head, still amused with Cookie's antics. The stripper took advantage of the moment to explain.

"He saved my life," she said from beside him. She'd wrapped her arm in his, but every time he moved, her incorporeal limb slipped through. She linked her arm again and continued. "About a year ago. I'd ... had a rough night." She brushed her fingertips over her right cheek, giving me the impression her rough night involved at least one punch to her face.

My emotions did a one-eighty. My chest tightened. I fought the concern edging to the surface. Tamped it down. Ignored it the best that I could.

"I'd been roughed up pretty bad," she said, oblivious to my disinterest. "He came to the hospital to take my statement. A detective. A detective had come to see me. To ask me questions. I figured I'd be lucky to get a patrol officer, considering ... considering my lifestyle."

"Here you go, hon," Mr. P said, passing me a twenty. He folded up the rest of his bills and pocketed them as I punched a few buttons on the cash register, then began pulling out his change.

"It was the way he talked to me. Like I was somebody. Like I mattered, you know?"

I closed my eyes and swallowed. I did know. I had become acutely aware of the nuances of human behavior and the effect it had on those around them. The smallest act of kindness went a long way in my world. And there I was. Ignoring her.

"I cleaned up after that. Got a real job."

She'd probably been ignored her whole life.


(Continues...)

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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
OMG! I couldn't put it down. I laughed, I cried and l am just astonished at how someone is able to put all of these emotions together in a story. If you haven't read any of these books, what are you wating for? What I would give to meet this talented woman. I've preordered #10 and can't wait. What a God given talent you have!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Keeps getting better with each book.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Amazing! I love the quotes the tees and the sense of humor. Thank you for such an awesome series!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Loved it, and can't wait for the next one! ??
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Love this series. Each book further develops the story lines, with new surprises in each book. Can't wait to find out how it all plays out. Also love how Charley can make me laugh.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This is a heart jersey cause you feel everyone's pain. In this one and there joy. Love this series can't wait for next installment.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Loved it!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Totally addicted. Can't wait to read what happens next. Thanks so much Ms. Jones.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Good read
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I keep waiting for darinda jones to write a crappy book and ruin my expectations like all my favorite authors before her but she never does. This book, like every single other jones book was delicious. I'm so in love. I have a total girl crush on darinda jones. Anyone who can write the characters and dialogue she does has got to be pure awesome. That or she lives near a crossroads and has no hangups about needing her soul later on.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Loved loved, L o v e d..................
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I always recommend this series, and this did not disappoint! Already preordered the next book.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Loved it. Can't wait for the next.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This series is fun and a fast read. I love reading her books
JackieBCentralTexasJB 2 days ago
BOOK BLURB In a small village in New York lives Jane Doe, a girl with no memory of who she is or where she came from. So when she is working at a diner and slowly begins to realize she can see dead people, she's more than a little taken aback. Stranger still are the people entering her life. They seem to know things about her. Things they hide with lies and half-truths. Soon, she senses something far darker. A force that wants to cause her harm, she is sure of it. Her saving grace comes in the form of a new friend she feels she can confide in and the fry cook, a devastatingly handsome man whose smile is breathtaking and touch is scalding. He stays close, and she almost feels safe with him around. But no one can outrun their past, and the more lies that swirl around her—even from her new and trusted friends—the more disoriented she becomes, until she is confronted by a man who claims to have been sent to kill her. Sent by the darkest force in the universe. A force that absolutely will not stop until she is dead. Thankfully, she has a Rottweiler. But that doesn't help in her quest to find her identity and recover what she's lost. That will take all her courage and a touch of the power she feels flowing like electricity through her veins. She almost feels sorry for him. The devil in blue jeans. The disarming fry cook who lies with every breath he takes. She will get to the bottom of what he knows if it kills her. Or him. Either way. My Thoughts This time the series has taken a sharp left turn and amnesia is brought into the equation for Charley. Having forgotten not only who she is but virtually all the important people in her life as well our Jane Doe, or in this case Jane Doerr, is given the chance most of us never will that of taking a breather from regular life and finding her way day by day. A totally new direction for the series which of course gives readers a breather as well, at least until things start to once again speed up for Janey as she finds herself closer and closer to recalling everything and everyone from her past. What struck me the most in reading this book in the series is how much more vulnerable not only Charley is but the entire group of friends that have remained solidly in her corner despite her lack of memory for any of them. This of course includes her husband and main protector Reyes Farrow. The danger that Janey/Charley's amnesia carries is a very real threat because without the knowledge of her abilities she could unknowingly use them in a way that would be devastating, as evidenced several times during the story. While she can still discern lies from truth and see dead people Janey/Charley does not understand the full extent of what these things mean causing her more concerned confusion than she has time to deal with. Fighting an internal battle against the attraction she feels for Reyes and longing to find out exactly who and what they both are to each other also keeps her on edge. For a woman without full recall of herself these are trying times, she has no idea how much until once again her life becomes threatened and the only way to stay alive is to trust those who are lying while only trying to protect her. To say this was an interesting chapter in Charley Davidson's fictional history would be an understatement at the very least! [EArc from Netgalley]
Cali-Jewel 10 days ago
My emotions are all over the place on this journey. I felt it all in this book and then some. The uncertainty, sense of loss, drowning sorrow and a small amount of undeniable joy..... She starts out so lost yet in her marrow still the snarky and strong hero she has been all along... The whole gang is here yet we are getting to know them all over again and learn some shocking new things along the way... Highly entertaining evening of reading.
CRISSYM 3 months ago
I found this book slower than the rest of the books in this series. Charley lost her memory and although she doesn't know who she is, her chemistry with Reyes is undeniable and the sex scenes are steamy as always. She has to remember in her own time but she's still surround by family and friends even if she doesn't remember them. Her instinct to help those in need is a instinct that comes naturally and in this story she does what Charley is known for. Lives are at stake, deals are made, memories and promises need to be kept. Although this wasn't my favorite read it was still a good one and I look forward to reading the next book in the series.
CarissaR 3 months ago
My first 4 star book of the series. Not bad. It's just that Amnesia for some reason isn't one of my fav things to read about in a novel. I think its because I've been binging this series this week that this book almost seems like a filler of sorts. Onto the next one!
Anonymous 5 months ago
I love this book loved this series once I get one of the books from this series I literally cant put it down. Her words are captivating, in making you feel like you're in the story yourself. I can feel the pain feel the love and lust. It just pulls you in.
Anonymous 5 months ago
The on-going problem with her books is a matter of addiction. It is so sad when the book you are reading is over. Now what can I find to read?
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Amazing
Buecherwurm161 More than 1 year ago
Another Great Read. I have been a huge fan of this series since I first discovered it with book 4, and I immediate had to order all the other ones to find out how it all started. I would recommend that you read them in order to see how the story develops even though the Author does a great job of giving some backstory as you read along. Unlike some of the other reviews I still love the series and thought this was a good breather after the heartache of having to give up Beep in the previous book. It had action, mystery and of course some steamy love scenes, and even some tears, and as always the funny inner dialog and snarky remarks, I can't wait to find out what will happen next.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Enjoy reading this series.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love the whole set
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Loved this series. Love her sense of humor. I couldn't put it down.