The Dirtiest, Most Politically Incorrect Jokes Ever

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•What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.

•How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle?
Shine a light in her ear.

•What’s the definition of “making love”?
It’s what a woman does while a man’s screwing her.

•How does an Englishman know that his wife is dead?
Sex is still the same, but the dishes are piling up in the sink.

•What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
One less drunk at the funeral.

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