The Grumpy Old Man Goes On A Cruise Ship

This is a story about a man who does not enjoy cruises. The Grumpy Old Man does not like crowds, schedules, loud announcements, or furniture that moves without permission. He prefers quiet observation, firm ground, and knowing where things are going-especially himself. When The Grumpy Old Man boards a cruise ship, he expects discomfort, confusion, and far too much enthusiasm. What he does not expect is Margaret-a woman who stands where he stands, watches what he watches, and does not requir...