The Joke's on Me

Name a genre of funny stuff and there's a sample here of every length and description: Limericks, Puns, Riddles, Aphorisms, Daffynitions, Spoonerisms, Paraprosdokians, humorous Satires, Shaggy dog stories, Quips, and an introduction borrowed from Bob Hope. It's a thin volume, but how much space do you need to get off a one-liner? So, help yourself!