The Monkey Wore Pants

In his own words... Left in an alley like a bag of soup with the missive "Last Warning" scrawled across my forehead is not how I envisioned my day ending up when I made a quick trip to restock my libations. Stir in a blond with the face of an angel and the voice of a New Jersey tollbooth operator, wearing a pair of black Manolos pumps and that is when my world starts to spin out of control. Suddenly I found myself immersed in a reality of lies, betrayal and murder. Add a splash of the Russi...