The Official "I Hate Women" Jokebook

A man walks into a bar and sees his ex-girlfriend. "Hey," he says, "I was screwing my new girlfriend last night, but I was thinking about you." "Why? Do you want to get back together?" "No. It keeps me from coming too quick." What's the best thing to do when you see your wife staggering around on your front lawn? Shoot her again. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning? Because they don't have any balls to scratch. A man walks into a bar and orders a martini. He slams i...